Sammich

1. What men call sandwiches when they demand one from a woman
2. A sandwich so good that you have to say it fast so you can get back to eating it
3. What women should be preparing

"WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMICH!"- Theodore Roosevelt

"I love sammiches, make more woman."- Plato

"Why aren't the women in the kitchen making sammiches?
"- Mahatma Ghandi

"I think therefore I am. I think you should make me a sammmich therefore I am gong to get one woman!"- Rene Descartes

by DR. Ush April 27, 2010

Matteo Carlos Sammut Belli

A handsome and knowledgeable individual usually know for being charismatic and happy go lucky. He loves everything to do with Liverpool and Football in general. His catchphrase is "Fu#k Miss Savage "

Matteo Carlos Sammut Belli is God

by sobbgolbd February 28, 2020

sammiches

sandwich (plural)

by tawny September 23, 2003

bailey sammet

my man forever, and i will love you with all my heart, you are an amazing boy.

i love you bailey sammet.

by SaraBabii112 January 16, 2009

Sammi

1. Refers to a young girl that doesn't know how to pass through toll booths, usually pulling too far away or going right through.

"Dude, you just passed that guy trying to wave you down."
"What a Sammi!"

by ChrissyLyn March 10, 2009

Sammify

Verb.
to Sammi.

To do ridiculously groovy acts of complete ignorance of gravitational laws.
Also, to consume mass amounts of insideously greasy tacos.

Clara: Hey, what are you going to do tonight?
Alli: Oh, I think I'm going to go sammify with some of my friends. You know, just chilax and stuff.
Clara: Cool.

by SammiCanSammify June 1, 2007

Shammit

A swear word combing shit and damn it. Perfect to use around impressionable kids.

"Mom! You missed the turn!"

"Aww, shammit!"

by C Morris December 20, 2007