monkey rub

When a fat teach rubs her butt against something as they walk past.

Did you hear about that teacher that monkey rubbed that kid.

by Been Tooth July 14, 2015

Dick Rub

Similar to a Sausage Fest. It is when you are at a party and the guys outnumber the girls at least 4 to 1.

Zack: "Lets get out of this place, there are no girls here"
Mitch: "Yeah this place is a huge dick rub, lets bounce"

by King Bossman April 06, 2010

Vapo rub

Cure for everything

Me: "mom can I not go to school today, I got stabbed in the stomach"
Mom "just rub some vapo rub on that shit and you'll be fine"

by Sum fuckin hic October 19, 2018

rubbing cheekz

Fuck
Get Laid
Smashin
Bang
Ram

Rubbing Cheekz is the ultimate goal of a mans life. This is the act of sticking an errected penis into a girl yet sometimes womans vagina.

Yo man what u do last night?

Nothing much, just rubbing cheekz.

Now thats what I like to hear!

by K. P. October 17, 2007

Rub Tug

Another name for chug jug in fortnite. Popularized by Tfue

Cloak: Here’s some loot
Tfue: Do you have a rub tug, i’m at 30 health

by IsaiahLegit October 07, 2018

Shin-rub

A Shin-rub is an unconventional, yet affectionate good-bye iteration of a secret handshake done by rubbing the shins and smiling. It will be awkward for everyone watching, but it doesn't matter because all the cool kids are doing it. It is customary to say "I'll miss you" to the other person while rubbing the shins, but it's not required.

You are about to leave a pool party, so right before you leave, you and your cool friend (who is in on the secret shin-rub) stand a few feet apart from each other to attract attention. In synchronicity, bend down and rub your shins vigorously, then proceed to say, "I'll miss you!" Hug, or do whatever feels right after. By now, everyone else should be completely awkwarded out. Look around and laugh at everyone with your partner, and leave.

by MrPanga August 19, 2011

Dutch Rub

The act of drying someone else's hair so vigorously that it causes scalp pain. Most often performed by parents on their unsuspecting kids.

"Get back in the house with that wet hair, you're not going out in the cold until I give you a Dutch Rub."

by Peapod Hobbit June 10, 2008