sloped roof

Metaphor used when a justification can’t be made for negligence or lack of productivity or timeliness, particularly in a work setting.

Origin: The excuse made by the United States Secret Service Director, Kimberly Cheatle, for the negligence during the assassination attempt on former President, Donald Trump at the Pennsylvania rally July 13, 2024.

(Disclaimer: The author of this definition does not condone or tolerate political violence)
Kimberly Cheatle: “And so, there’s a safety factor that would be considered there that we wouldn’t want to put somebody up on a sloped roof. And so, the decision was made to secure the building, from inside.”

Boss: Why is your project late? Sloped roof get in the way?
by bruh421 July 22, 2024
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Roof Marker

A fake Find The Markers marker that is on the snow house roof.
Did you know the Roof Marker isn't real.

Really!?!?
by Sandwich God April 29, 2022
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A common phrase used to explain away random occurrences of ignorance of a person or situation as it pertains to day to day operations is a business.
Fat cook: Why can’t we just attach the ice scoop to the ice machine instead of putting it on top of this cooler?

Greasy cook: It’s fine, they built a kitchen on the roof.
by Hotline Deebo August 05, 2023
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Fiddler on the roof

The guy that a girl named Maria banged on the roof
by Tbest-evva July 30, 2017
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Fiddler on the Roof

A sexual act in which three couples take turns freaking around, until it gets too crazy for the other two couples and they disown the third.
Brian, Greg an I did a Fiddler on the Roof with our girlfriends last night.
by Klein Duimpje September 28, 2018
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raise the roof

impact when someone with a large penis is present
when prof came in to the office he raise the roof
by aznbob December 11, 2023
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