rectal freeze

When someone is being a frigid asshole.

Hey Joey, you're being a real rectal freeze...

by Gloomklown June 28, 2016

Rectal wrinkle

A rectal wrinkle is a sudden surprise, a complete whirlwind of the unexpected

“That water was so cold that it froze my rectal wrinkle”

“I was so shocked that my rectal wrinkle didn’t move”

by Adiii17 March 12, 2022

Rectal Amnesia

When you can't remember shit.

I have a hard time remembering things, thus "I can't remember shit." I have rectal amnesia.

by Cryptic One May 19, 2013

rectal raygun

a shit so hard it awakes giants from there thousand year slumber, And is also on some Navy ships

"im not feeling well" i said right before my rectal raygun went of into my doctors ass. like a ass transplant from one asshole into the other

by Mr.somespaghetti December 10, 2019

rectal deputy

See: wordbutt pirate/word

Your uncle is my rectal deputy, Stan.

by Ragafin April 4, 2003

rectal clutch

When you clench something in your anus do it doesn’t fall out

“Eats Vault Cheese” while rectal clutch continues

by Cheese vault May 24, 2023

Rectal Seepage

The leftovers after anal sex, that leaks out on the bed.

Susie was over last night, we banged, but she left some Rectal Seepage as a going away gift....

by The Naughty Dragon June 30, 2023