1 female, 1 or more males. Speculum is used to open vagina or asshole and ranch dressing poured into the orifice. Man or men then dip the balls into the ranch and the female subsequently licks the ranch dip off of the scrotum. Dirty Ranch Dip.
by GingerMedic August 20, 2022
Get the Dirty Ranch Dipmug. The most dangerous Boy Scout ranch ever, mostly hiking, no Wi-Fi for any device, ufos, ghosts, and unknown creatures, mountains, deserts, and forest, located in cinnamoron New Mexico USA established in 1937
Gen z Boy scout: which was the most dangerous journey you ever took? Gen x dad in the scouts: it was July 8 1983 when we went to philmont scout ranch……………………
by Nascarfan2007 October 2, 2022
Get the philmont scout ranchmug. When your girl wants to be preggo but you like blowjobs too much. You cum in her mouth, she snowballs into your mouth, and you use your mouth to inject the cum into her pussy.
by anonymous January 23, 2022
Get the Alabama Ranch Handmug. See Lakewood Ranch Florida. ALL the MILFs have plastic tits and look like desperate housewives. All people in Lakewood ranch have drugs and money.
Yo dude I am heading to fake rack ranch.
Why Dude?
Its lawn mowing day and those cougars be wearin high heels and bikini tops. Those bitches got money.
Why Dude?
Its lawn mowing day and those cougars be wearin high heels and bikini tops. Those bitches got money.
by bob12345677890 September 18, 2012
Get the fake rack ranchmug. A white person who appears to be a good and friendly sweet person, but is really just as mean and racist as Donald Trump, making them orange on the inside. They are very hard to spot and sly people.
"You know, I really thought he was a cool person, but after making that racist comment, he is a carrot dipped in ranch."
"That carrot dipped in ranch needs to stop running his mouth and being so racist!"
"That carrot dipped in ranch needs to stop running his mouth and being so racist!"
by dfhnk June 8, 2017
Get the Carrot Dipped in Ranchmug. by TheKiwii November 1, 2019
Get the Chicken Bacon Ranchmug. After someone goes off on a unrelated tangent, you focus them back to the conversation at hand. Usually, the tangent is from someone not originally involved in the initial conversation and spews forth unwanted or pointless information. Based on old TV shows, like Bonanza.
Beth: What do you think about the presidential canidates, Sheila?
GIRL 2: OMG, did you see Justin today? He is so totally hot. His eyelashes go on forever. Do you think I should dye my hair? My roots are totally showing and I was thinking about going more red this time.
Sheila: (Pause) Yeah. So, meanwhile, back at the ranch... I think Kerry is kind of creepy, but Bush is totally f**cking everything up. Maybe I should go Nader.
GIRL 2: OMG, did you see Justin today? He is so totally hot. His eyelashes go on forever. Do you think I should dye my hair? My roots are totally showing and I was thinking about going more red this time.
Sheila: (Pause) Yeah. So, meanwhile, back at the ranch... I think Kerry is kind of creepy, but Bush is totally f**cking everything up. Maybe I should go Nader.
by Cymbre May 4, 2004
Get the meanwhile, back at the ranchmug.