fake rack ranch

See Lakewood Ranch Florida. ALL the MILFs have plastic tits and look like desperate housewives. All people in Lakewood ranch have drugs and money.

Yo dude I am heading to fake rack ranch.
Why Dude?
Its lawn mowing day and those cougars be wearin high heels and bikini tops. Those bitches got money.

by bob12345677890 September 18, 2012

Egyptian Ranch Dressing

When a group of guys ranch on your face and then shove your head in the sand, making for a creamy, gritty facial.

I was out with the guys and they got Egyptian Ranch Dressing all over my face.

by RanchMaster May 15, 2023

Dirty Ranch Dip

1 female, 1 or more males. Speculum is used to open vagina or asshole and ranch dressing poured into the orifice. Man or men then dip the balls into the ranch and the female subsequently licks the ranch dip off of the scrotum. Dirty Ranch Dip.

Megan enjoyed the Dirty Ranch Dip as prepared by Billy.

by GingerMedic August 20, 2022

philmont scout ranch

The most dangerous Boy Scout ranch ever, mostly hiking, no Wi-Fi for any device, ufos, ghosts, and unknown creatures, mountains, deserts, and forest, located in cinnamoron New Mexico USA established in 1937

Gen z Boy scout: which was the most dangerous journey you ever took? Gen x dad in the scouts: it was July 8 1983 when we went to philmont scout ranch……………………

by Nascarfan2007 October 2, 2022

Alabama Ranch Hand

When your girl wants to be preggo but you like blowjobs too much. You cum in her mouth, she snowballs into your mouth, and you use your mouth to inject the cum into her pussy.

Did you hear Doug gave Suzanne an Alabama Ranch Hand? They are due in November.

by anonymous January 23, 2022

Chicken Bacon Ranch

Its chicken bacon ranch

best thing in the world

Aaron's mom: Can you order chicken bacon ranch pizza

Aaron's friends: FUCK YEAH CHICKEN BACON RANCH

by TheKiwii November 1, 2019

meanwhile, back at the ranch

After someone goes off on a unrelated tangent, you focus them back to the conversation at hand. Usually, the tangent is from someone not originally involved in the initial conversation and spews forth unwanted or pointless information. Based on old TV shows, like Bonanza.

Beth: What do you think about the presidential canidates, Sheila?
GIRL 2: OMG, did you see Justin today? He is so totally hot. His eyelashes go on forever. Do you think I should dye my hair? My roots are totally showing and I was thinking about going more red this time.
Sheila: (Pause) Yeah. So, meanwhile, back at the ranch... I think Kerry is kind of creepy, but Bush is totally f**cking everything up. Maybe I should go Nader.

by Cymbre May 4, 2004