Putin Curse

The Putin curse is very much like the famed "Assad curse". The Putin curse is when a country or leader does something to negatively affect Russia but it actually negatively affects them. Most commonly used in the war in Ukraine when many media articles said russia would run out of manpower and ammo while in reality Ukraine was running out of manpower and ammo. Also, when numerous countries sanctioned Russia it bit the countries in the ass.
"Bro look at this media article saying Russia will run out of ammo in 2 weeks" month later "Bro look at this media article saying Ukraine is running out of ammo, must be the Putin curse"
by SpidersAreMean July 23, 2022
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putin press

Yo come here nigga imma give you a Putin press
by Vladimur scrutin February 26, 2020
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putinated

when a random senseless act happens to ruin your existence.
the man was putinated while riding his motorcycle when the goose flew into him and caused the accident that took his life.
by pussy bee April 09, 2022
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Putinized

It is where you get nuked by bombs and nuclear weapons and kissing your bottom good bye
Person A: "I'm so hungover I feel like I've been putinized"
Person B: "Sorry to hear that"
by Anonymous putinizer August 18, 2022
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Alabama Putin

A dish of a fascist's head toppled with truffle butter and cheese.
Girl : I'd sure go for a Alabama Putin right now!

Guy : You know,, it's not because he's bare chested all the time that it's exciting 🤷🏻 ♂️
by AlabamaBaby May 28, 2022
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Putinizer

Putinizer

A person or entity that attempts to overtake a neighbouring country that does not belong to them through use of force.
That Putinizer invaded Ukraine, Georgia and Belarus.
by Drzlom April 25, 2022
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