monkey puncher

A way to describe a sexual partner that, during the act of coitus or anal, the penis is inserted into the orifice with more force than is normally applied, usually someone who does this frequently. This usually refers to the one inserting the penis, but this can be applied to the one who is getting the penis inserted into themselves should they mount it with extra force.

Derived from punching the monkey, since this is the name of the act itself.

Honey, you're a monkey puncher if I ever saw one. You don't need to assault the balls just because you're getting down and dirty! Ease up on it, okay, you gotta go more softly!

by 9kirby99 January 18, 2019

punching the clown

Male masterbation, usually the term is used after the inner shoulder muscles are tired.

My shoulders are so tired after punching the clown.

by Max O June 19, 2006

christ puncher

One who takes his/her first and inserts it firmly into the asshole of the Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.

Jerry Falwell and George W. Bush are Christ Punchers.

by SlayerSatan666 December 14, 2008

Punching the duck

A phrase describing a person's attempt to hide the fact that they are performing a task badly.

"We're really punching the duck in Iraq at the moment"
Anthony Blair

by Rob5678 April 3, 2007

punched in the neck

A metaphor and/or phrase referring to a hickey/the action of getting a hickey.

"did you notice the makeup on my neck?"-"No, why?"-"I was hanging out with Merry this weekend and uhh...-got punched in the neck."

by thefourthgeorge August 24, 2007

Punching the Clown

Beating Ronald McDonald, or Pennywise, or any other clown, with your fist. What else do you think that meant?

A pedo dressed like Ronald McDonald tried to lure me into a van until I started punching the clown.

by LIGMAisNotaRealDisease December 5, 2018

clown puncher

When a person grabs the shaft of his penis with one hand and punches the head of his penis with the other.

With a firm grip on his shaft, Teal kept punching the head of his penis like a true clown puncher.

by Team Clown Puncher Mississippi August 21, 2007