Secret Puerto Rican

A tan which hides someones dark complexion. Not unlike a reverse farmers tan.

Tim has a secret Puerto Rican

by Lance kilbert October 10, 2017

Puerto Rican Frozen Banana

When you shit a fat log, freeze it, then carefully shove it in your girls vagina so she clenches down on it. So eventually it melts then you stitch her vagina up for her rebounds surprise.

" Man Clarissa just makes me wanna shove my Puerto Rican Frozen Banana down her throat."

by Young Jazo July 9, 2018

Puerto Rican Shower

Noun: When a girl ain’t showered and she know her coochie stank, so she sprays along with the rest of her with perfume.

“Going on a date right after work. No time for a shower, so Puerto Rican shower it is!”

by Mystressovmayhem January 3, 2024

Puerto Rican

N. The root of all evil
N. The cause of all our problems
Adj. Being excessively rude to others.

"Those goddamn Puerto Ricans are at it again!"
"Stop stealing from my refrigerator, you Puerto Rican!
"Stop acting so Puerto Rican!"

by Encephalitis October 25, 2023

Puerto Rican Thumbprint

The process of fingering your Puerto Rican classmate’s mom specifically with your thumb ensuring insertion in both the entrance and exit holes, and then applying the resulting truffle butter residue across her forehead infant Simba style.

I totally gave Tito’s mom the Puerto Rican Thumbprint last night!

by Tito’s step Papi November 12, 2022

Puerto Rican roll out

Similar to an "Irish Goodbye", a Puerto rican roll out occurs after consuming one too many tequilas and you silently disappear from friends and family before you're able to make more of a scene.

"Shit. I just finished 2 bottles of Patron and have licked 3 random people's faces. I'm also pretty sure I tried to use out table as a toilet. It's probably time for a Puerto Rican roll out!"

by Ripken0713RifjRdjfj April 26, 2017

Puerto Rican Shish Kebab

A hand job from a human being other than yourself.

“My girlfriend and I were the only ones in the movie theater, so she gave me a Puerto Rican Shish Kebab. Best movie ever!”

by JahJah4prez August 23, 2024