procrastinationbation

masturbation that is used as an excuse to procrastinate doing something

Guy1: Dude, I didn't get around to my history paper last night... i had a bad case of procrastinationbation. I couldn't get off the porn!
Guy2: SMH.

by 2kewl4psuedonyms September 24, 2011

Procrastibate

when you are too lazy to masterbate, you put it off till later

I was really horny, but i decided to procrastibate and didnt do anything till later

by Mcgravy March 11, 2015

Procrastination

Similar experience to masturbation, it feels good while you're doing it, but it sucks afterwards when you realize you just fucked yourself.

"Procrastination feels sooooo good, too bad I'm going to fail finals now."

by Supr€m€ March 27, 2016

ProcrastiNation

Location Status Update for the place where you are when should be doing something else.

Foursquare check-in format: @ ProcrastiNation ! Surfing the Internet when I should be doing my taxes.

by MLx February 6, 2010

Procrastination

A long word for “not now.”

Procrastination is recommended if you are looking for a God (or great) instead of a good idea.

by MathPlus November 29, 2020

Procrastination

Ehh... I'll tell you the definition later...

Hmm... "Procrastination-" Nah, never mind, I'll give you an example later...

by puh-sood-oh-nim January 25, 2011

procrastinator

A person who says they are going to do something but they don't.

Other another one is that a person who says they are not prude but really they are just scared to do anything with a guy or girl and when they have all the guys or girls they could have sex with but they do not.

My cousin Bryan is a procrastinator but really he is prude.

by Justin Yelliott November 15, 2007