premature fore-gasm

the act in which a male gets too excited during fore play and ejaculates before the actual act of sex begins.

-I really like Brian, but his premature fore-gasms are really starting to annoy me. He's like a young teenager.

by 3PJ February 27, 2011

Premature E textulation

when your having "Hot" phone sex with your girlfriend/boyfriend by sending pictures or explicit sexual fantasies with each other and you cum before your partner does.

My girl is mad because I was having some awesome cell phone sex with last night and had a Premature E textulation.

by BigDaddy_007 February 18, 2010

Premature Put Away (P.P.A)

The act of putting your penis back in your trousers before fully shaking your drips

'Sorry i was rushing, i had a bit of a Premature Put Away (P.P.A)' Hope it doesnt stain.

by Craig Ellery December 9, 2008

premature e-check-ulation

In chess, when a player checks the opposition without gaining any advantage do to a lack of foresight and/or planning.

Two moves in and you're already coming with the premature e-check-ulation?

by Johnny J. Rockability June 12, 2008

Premature God Damn it Moment

1) Saying god damn it only to find out whatever you thought wasn't going to work out worked out or you ended up somewhere or in some circumstance that was better than you had planned.

Adam: ugh god damn it I so wanted to go to Sonic for my birthday lunch!

- Drives to a shopping center to find a Cheesecake Factory-

Adam: what was I so mad for? The Cheesecake Factory is Better than what I had planned!

Friend: you just had a premature god damn it moment.

Adam: -prays- sorry god I spoke too soon!

by Adathorrules January 12, 2012

Premature E-dance-ulation

When Someone breaks out a killer dance move way too early and ruins the dance floor for the rest of the evening. Also can be a stripper ruining their set by breaking it down wayyyyy to early

"Dude they had it going on but they premature e-dance-ulated and now no one wants to touch the floor anymore."

"Ya Premature E-dance-ulation ruined the night!"

by cinco Cero cinco May 11, 2009

Anti-disestablishment un-premature dabbing revelation

when you finally realize that dabbing is retarded and that every time you do it, you look like a complete lemming idiot.

Billy: The other day, I dabbed, and I hit a kid in the face! Hahah, what a loser!
Bob: Hey, you know dabbing is retarded and idiotic. Stop drooling on me, you cretin!
Billy: whoa! I just had an Anti-disestablishment un-premature dabbing revelation! I will never dab again!

by a babies goad May 4, 2017