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The things that have been empowered by the dirt of Irish soil, though Irish people do not want to admit it is a relish from the Lepricorn overlords as they might be destroyed because of the pure power of the Potato
me: Is the potato a sacred food that is empowered by dirt and can give you the power of the Irish peoples.
Irish Person: No. . . (Sneakily darts eyes to the left)
by V1K1NGZ March 3, 2018
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1. It is a food. You can have it mashed, baked, or stuffed. It is amazing.

2. A self deprecating term, or insult.
1. Potatoes are delicious, I prefer mashed potatoes. What about you?
2. I look like a potato. You look like a potato. Let’s be potatoes.
by Potatofloop May 10, 2018
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Person: why are you so obsessed with potatoes?

Me: i am president potato
by StrangerFan011 May 31, 2018
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PROBABLY THE MOST BADASS VEGGIE ON THIS GOD DAMN PLanET. THIS BITCH CAN BE EATEN AS BREAKfAST LUNCH AND DINNER. DAMN. U NEED BREAKFAST? GET FUCKIN HASHBROWNS YOU RETARD. NEED FOOD FOR HOLIDAYS? EAT THESE FUCKERS MASHED OR BAKED. NOW YOU GON GET SOMBITCHES IF YOU SHOW THEM THE SIZE AND NUMBERS OF YOUR POTATOES. SHE'LL Be ON YOUR DICK IN A MINUTE
bill: you need food for thanksgiving?
tom: N O I FUCKING DONT I GOT POTATOES YOU SOYBOY
by SaltyMann June 3, 2018
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Potato is a person who is acting weird in a cute way. People that are called "potato" are usually loved by everybody and are very friendly. People use to add an adjective like "stupid potato" or "pretty potato".
This nickname can be used on female and male.
Jake: "yo, you saw what Dean did yesterday? I couldnt stop laughing!"
Paul: "yea he is really a stupid potato!"
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A potato is very nice and sweet. A potato can also be mean and obnoxious. I can't decide.
"Look at that potato!"
"OMG she's such a potato"
by PotatoGoddess123 June 4, 2018
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