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Pothole

When a person is high on marijuana, but is still a complete asshole.
Person 1: Man you can tell Joe is high as hell tonight!

Person 2: Yeah, he’s slinging insults at everyone cause he’s a such a pothole!
by agotaras2000 November 1, 2022
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Postmorrow

I will meet you at your house postmorrow
by Hannah Steinmetz March 17, 2023
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postcode file

A file format created by Microsoft in Windows 11 when set to UK English. Normally, when you right-click to compress a file, the context menu says "compress to postcode file" instead of the expected "compress to zip file."
Blimey! Windows 11's translation hiccup has left me in stitches. Trying to zip my files results in a 'postcode file' suggestion. I guess my digital documents are off to afternoon tea with His Majesty's postmen!
by play4me June 8, 2023
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postmodernism

Postmodernism is a philosophy that holds that there are no such things as truth, facts, or objective reality, and such concepts are oppressive tools of the white male power structure. A common postmodernist refrain is "Perception is reality". Rather than there being an objective reality that everyone is perceiving through lenses that can and do contain distortions, postmodernism teaches that reality is different for every person, and there is no such thing as a false narrative. An old expression says that "There are three sides to every story: yours, mine, and the cold, hard truth". Postmodernism gets rid of that third side. Everybody's worldview, right down to the mentally disturbed person screaming on the subway about the end times, is equally valid. Young-earth creationists, flat-earthers, anti-vaxxers, and Q-Anon cultists are taken seriously, and have followings, because of postmodernism. Before postmodernism, these people would have been roundly dismissed as idiots, and rational minds would set the record straight.

We went from there being three news channels that admittedly told a slanted narrative, to one where there are millions of "news sources" to choose from to fit your own personal narrative. And we went from one stifling, oppressive (usually religiously-driven) set of moral standards, to NO moral standards whatsoever, and complete moral relativism. Because no answers is better than one answer, and you must NEVER tell a person that they're wrong.
When I was a kid I was foolishly taught that the sky was blue, but now, thanks to postmodernism, I know that the sky is whatever color a person believes it to be.
by q359 June 25, 2023
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Portholing

When two prolapsed anuses touch each other
Steve and Greg had an amazing time portholing last night
by Bungwholer July 4, 2023
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potholderz

Literally one of the best songs by MF DOOM
Yo, did you hear MF DOOMs new song Potholderz?- Some MF DOOM supporter in 2005
by Potholderz July 11, 2024
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postpooned

When someone reschedules a booty call for a later date.
Abbie and I were supposed to hook up last night but she cancelled at the last second and postpooned it until Saturday
by Dave's Not Here, Man October 17, 2023
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