Poots

In reference to a close friend, husband, etc.

Hey poots! What’s up?

by fruncemobile September 19, 2018

flying poot

flying poot is a baby flying but is legendary

Look it’s LEGENDARY FLYING POOT

by he judge April 30, 2022

Pooted

When you ruin your chances of getting something

you just pooted your chances

by jam_23 August 2, 2019

poot huffer

A person who has to make a crude observation every time someone passes gas.

What's that smell?
You're such a poot huffer!

by bum dharma July 22, 2010

Poot

a fucking fart

Bruh I just fucking pooted and it smells like actual shit

by Ya fucking girl August 10, 2019

Poot

Someone who runs after from their issues but what’s to fight back

Daniella is a poot

by Lyla “The helpful” Aguirre January 30, 2020

Pooting

When you're on your fourth conference call of the day, and you feel that rumble in your belly that suggests you're gonna have to run for it and take your laptop with you.

A Meeting where you're actually having a Poop.

Apologies for the echo, but I've had back to back meetings, so I had to make this one a Pooting...

by biznuge November 12, 2020