Poots

Poots is slang for a desktop computer (PC).

"I'm getting on the Poots" - My Dad

by CaptainArc November 30, 2021

Old Poot

Uncle Regis's wife; so it would be your awntie. The family calls her Old Poot but her real name is Mary Jane.

You hanging with Uncle Regis tonight? I hear Old Poot might be there.

by TheNotoriousOne23 April 19, 2018

Poots

A playful term for feces or a bowel movement. Originated in a family setting and often said with a grin or sometimes mild exasperation.

We were five minutes late to the kindy cause little Max dropped a poots right as we were heading out the door.

by L Sampson :) September 7, 2025

Poot

An abbreviated version of the classic Puto sexual slur. Appropriate for use at work; SFW (safe for work) , especially when directed at supervisors. Guys named Obet or Raymundo especially like being given this moniker.

Sup Poot.

by Señorff October 11, 2021

poot

A high pitched fart, that sounds like a misplayed trumpet note.

Did you just poot? Or maybe you forgot to tell me that you've started learning the trumpet?

by lawrence De Plume September 2, 2019

Pooting

Yorkshire (and possibly broader) slang that is pretty old and perhaps only in common usage in the countryside.

Pooting: To wander in a relaxed manner; potentially from poot = fart, -> ‘farting about’ meaning to do something in an inefficient manner, not necessarily interested in any particular end goal.

“Hey Jim. Are you about today? Fancy a pint?”

“Hey Tim. Nah, sorry mate, me and the missus are pooting around Dalby Forest for the weekend. I’m not sure when we’ll be back.”

by SirDingleberry August 23, 2021

Lo Poot

A slang in use to refer a person,place or thing stronger then "holy crap" and liter then "holy s**t".

For person-That lo poot haven`t send me any coffee!

For place-That lo poot Starbucks have ruin my Mac book pro!

For thing-The KY jelly that you bought is nothing of lo poot, give me my money back!

by john szabo February 8, 2009