Poof

Basically when you fart so fucking hard that you shit out your intestines.

Brian and Ryan are sitting in silence until Brian poof's

Ryan: "Brian did you just poof"

Brian: *is laying dead on the floor with his instestines hanging out*

by Mr gay man April 29, 2020

Poof

This person is really annoying,quite so when this person is hungry they don’t say nothing,when poof is watching tv they’ll shut you all the way out I just feel like poof is being really poofy.

Poof:poof will be so quiet he will just poof away

by Queenjazzy20081 March 26, 2019

POOF

Aisling Murphy and João Pereira’s romantic love story. A couple who are deeply in love and super healthy

POOF they’re adorable

by POOFAMJP October 26, 2020

man-poof

Any body poof made specifically for a man

BF-Come check out how soft and supple my skin is baby

GF- Umm, thats nice love, but I dont really notice anything different

BF- Well you should because I used this hard core body scrubber

GF- Baby, That aint nothin but a man-poof

by Phoenix Jones May 19, 2010

Poof

Noun

Poof - To be gay, ugly, fat, feminine, beggish, queer and icky

Callum Paxton is such a poof, he’s the biggest poof in the world, he should seriously kill himself

by DaddyMakaveli February 26, 2024

poof

An insecure straight guy.

“Poof” I’m an insecure straight guy.

by Gym69 May 10, 2024

Poof

When you put things, usually drugs, into your pussy. Similar to booting but into the vagina.

Janelle poofed Molly.

by Slurz November 28, 2019