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pushing ponies

when someone pimps young guys to older gay guys in order to extort money from the dirty older man who is probably rich and desperate enough to pay top dollar for a young pony...hence pushing ponies.
in todays world with recession problems and people having shortages in money, the money to be made on pimping isnt with high maintenance women that you are trying to pimp to middle or lower class johns. The real money is in pimping boys to older white collar gay men that are married or recently divorced and usually have plenty of money to spend and are desperate enough to throw down top dollar...thus pushing ponies

Its a great slang phrase that can be used to describe a variety of situations
by ghandi_wizdom July 25, 2011
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Rome Pony

An awesome sexual act of vague description that would offend your Gram.
He bought her three drinks at the bar and later she gave him a rome pony!
by occasionalpants May 11, 2015
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Pony-Taint

Term used for the naming off the "pony tail" created near the taint region of a man, generally 40 yrs old and above.

The a fore mentioned "pony-tail" is created when the gentlemen who is trying to look 20 yrs younger in the groin region , tucks the 10 sq inches of excess ball skin back with the use of a scrunchie thereby creating said ""PONY-TAINT""
Damn Jimmy I wish i could afford a real nut tuck operation so i could stop wearing a"Pony-Taint"
by treemaninmo October 1, 2011
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Craigslist pony

exactly what it sounds like-- person, male or female, that posts a personal ad on Craigslist to be treated like a pony.
Gabby: I answered that ad for a Craigslist pony yesterday.
Marissa: How'd it go?
Gabby: It was just some fat chick in stirrups. It was awesome!
by DavidTennantPonyRider October 19, 2011
mugGet the Craigslist ponymug.

Pony Phuck

by PineappleJuice March 9, 2015
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ride the pony

to take 4 shots as fast as possible
John: Do you want to ride the pony tonight?
Alex: Yes! I'm trying to get very drunk!!
by ponyupbitch December 13, 2018
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Ride That Pony

In District V, we Thespians do it differently.
It is a slightly different version of the song,
but the main concept is the same.

In this song, we will use the name Bob.
It is as follows:
"Bob is riding on a pony,
Riding on a big fat pony!
Bob is riding on a pony,
This is what he told me!"
(During this part, Bob would be dancing around the middle of the circle. Dance, Bob, dance!)
Then Bob would go up to a selected person
and then:
"Front, front, front that pony!
Back, back, back that pony!
Side, side, side that pony!
This is what he told me!"

Some people in the district say that
the 'that' is replaced with a 'me'
but the game is quite loud
and it's hard to be sure.
Look at that big circle of people there, they must be playing Ride That Pony!
by mollypoxx May 5, 2008
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