dog and pony show

An elaborate act of bullshit, generally used to distract attention away from the sheer uselessness of the actual project or act.

The US Presidential Race.
Any democratic process in the US.

Look at these corrupt assholes talking about non-issues. Man do the ignorant apathetic masses eat up this dog and pony show.

dog and pony show by Jackofallfades August 12, 2012

One horse pony 

One horse pony is a term commonly used by old fools that can't complete a sentence without soiling themselves.

You one horse pony! You are a dog faced pony soldier!

One horse pony by One horse pony December 23, 2020

Jam Pony Express 

Jam Pony Express DJs began in Ft. Lauderdale, FL in 1981. It's original members are DJ Slic Vic, Diamond Dick, Hot Rod and Mr. M.B. Later members included Lock Cool Jock, Sporty "J" and Big Ace. Jam Pony's claim to fame was "regulating" on the microphone by cutting the music down and talking over the lyrics to create a new song. J.P.E. dropped an LP in 1994 on Express Records, which is affiliated with 2-4-1 Entertainment in Tampa.

"regulating" on the microphone by cutting the music down and talking over the lyrics to create a new song.

Jam Pony Express by 84boy November 17, 2004

Driftless Pony Club 

Driftless Pony Club is a popular and acclaimed indie rock band now based in Chicago. The members of the band are Craig Benzine, Matt Weber, Sam Grant, and Nate Bartley.

The band has three releases -- Jane (2004), Cholera (2006), and Expert (2009). As of 2009, they are signed to DFTBA Records.

In addition to creating music, the band is also known for the irreverent (and sometimes bizarre) videos they create, many of which are available on their YouTube channel (SamboneJr).

Driftless Pony Club's music is most often compared to Modest Mouse. The band openly acknowledge Modest Mouse as one of their guitar rock inspirations, along with the Pixies, Weezer, and many others.

Who's playing at the Beat Kitchen tonight? Driftless Pony Club.
Driftless Pony Club rocks!

Driftless Pony Club by martha_s February 7, 2010

One horse pony 

Someone who is probably smarter than Joe Biden

Joe Biden: Yes, yes, and yes. God love you man, you’re a one horse pony. Thank you!

One horse pony by neverwrittenword December 23, 2020

Sparkle Pony 

A high maintenance person at the Burning Man Festival who is unprepared for the harsh camping environment and becomes a burden to their camp-mates.

Burner #1: "Can you believe that Sparkle Pony over there brought 60 costumes but only 2 gallons of water and some ramen noodles?"

Burner#2: "Yeah. They asked me where the food court was located."

Sparkle Pony by InsertCoolNameHere February 18, 2010

I want a pony 

A sarcastic/snarky reply, used mostly when someone says "We want a..." followed by a very hard/impossible request.

The short form of saying "It would probably be neat, but it's just NOT possible."

"We want a copy protection solution that's 100% unbreakable."

"Yes, and I want a pony."

I want a pony by JustPassingThrough December 19, 2008