pocket tank

1. n. One who displays gratuitous amounts of flaming homoness
2. n. A sexual disease where the patients penis fires bullet sized particles at any given moment

1.
Jon: I like male dick
Dude: What the fuck, you pocket tank (smack)
2.
Jon: Dude you get with that girl last week? The one with the perky ass?
Dude: Yeah man. She gave me the pocket tank though..I almost poked the cats eye out.
Jon: Shit...

by Breoffrey January 13, 2009

war pocket

An extremely large human mouth with breath that smells like explosives, teeth so jagged a hummer couldn't make it thru, and enough metal to build a re-enforced grenade launcher.

Her war pocket made my manhood go from top of the line tube steak to shredded beef.

by awesome sauce sweater pant November 18, 2015

Pocket Tots

Tater tots that were in a pocket, as seen in Napolean Dynamite.

Napolean: Are you gonna eat your tots?
Pedro: No.
Napolean: Can I have them?
Pedro: Yes.
Napolean (Takes tots and inserts them into pocket, pocket tots)

by YourMumsBum July 12, 2009

travel pocket

Asshole. The way to move things through security without getting them taken away.

The only way to get my pot through security was to use my travel pocket.

by Bluebrees September 17, 2008

Pocket Golf

When a male (or possibly someone else) scratch's, cajoles, or otherwise touches his testicles or penis from inside his pants pocket, either in private or public.

Having spent hours in a hot car battling rush hour , he was ready for some pocket golf

by dogboy15 July 23, 2010

pocket-siri

The act of activating siri on your iPhone while it is still in your pocket.

Holy crap, I just pocket-siried while I was procrasturbating!

by HeyChickaBumpBump February 15, 2014

pocket monkey

Someone who likes to stick their hand in their pocket and masturbate in public.

Don't shake that pocket monkeys hand!

by Pokechu July 19, 2015