penguin shit

1) Penguin Feces

When penguins defecate, the resulting substance is penguin shit. Often used when you're super pissed.
Please, help yourself to Shrimp and Penguin shit.

Sally looked like penguin shit with those damn overalls on

Id rather eat penguin shit than touch your rediculous lumpy vagina.
by Jonny jewsalot March 03, 2004
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penguin fucker

Windows-bashing Linux user.
Dammit, that penguin fucker just threatened to replace me with a simple shell script because I use Windows.
by YoHansII January 13, 2004
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Club Penguin

My child has had a Club Penguin account since 2007! She begged and begged me for a membership after a week! We still paid the recurring membership until 2012 and it cost almost 400 bucks! She was addicted to it even in high school and lost friends at school while trying to earn coins! I caught her playing last year and she was blowing another penguin! Don't let your child play Club Penguin if you know what's good for you!
by bluerayo October 18, 2013
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penguin pants

Saggy ass pants, make y'all walk like penguins.
A: Oh hey, penguin pants- why you got your pants so low you be walking like a penguin?
by P. Pants March 28, 2008
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club penguin

Club penguin another useless game like habbo you create your own penguin and go around throwing snowballs at other penguins play silly games to earn credits this is the funny part u gotta pay monthly just to wear clothes on the game well wot u expect a rip off game like habbo just looking for money making your life worser.
do not play club penguin do not play club penguin do not play club penguin
by Homie145 May 04, 2006
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toss the penguin

Verb: Wank, Male masturbation, Bash the bishop, Pull the trouser snake

but often used in winter (hence the penguin reference)
Guy 1: Dude, my girlfriend's outta town for the holidays, guess I'm gonna have to toss the penguin
Guy 2: That sucks man maybe you could have phone sex?
by Alisonyankee December 05, 2010
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