penguin shit

1) Penguin Feces

When penguins defecate, the resulting substance is penguin shit. Often used when you're super pissed.

Please, help yourself to Shrimp and Penguin shit.

Sally looked like penguin shit with those damn overalls on

Id rather eat penguin shit than touch your rediculous lumpy vagina.

by Jonny jewsalot March 2, 2004

penguin fucker

Windows-bashing Linux user.

Dammit, that penguin fucker just threatened to replace me with a simple shell script because I use Windows.

by YoHansII January 13, 2004

Club Penguin

A waste of time and money.

My child has had a Club Penguin account since 2007! She begged and begged me for a membership after a week! We still paid the recurring membership until 2012 and it cost almost 400 bucks! She was addicted to it even in high school and lost friends at school while trying to earn coins! I caught her playing last year and she was blowing another penguin! Don't let your child play Club Penguin if you know what's good for you!

by bluerayo October 17, 2013

penguin pants

Saggy ass pants, make y'all walk like penguins.

A: Oh hey, penguin pants- why you got your pants so low you be walking like a penguin?

by P. Pants March 31, 2008

club penguin

Club penguin another useless game like habbo you create your own penguin and go around throwing snowballs at other penguins play silly games to earn credits this is the funny part u gotta pay monthly just to wear clothes on the game well wot u expect a rip off game like habbo just looking for money making your life worser.

do not play club penguin do not play club penguin do not play club penguin

by Homie145 July 30, 2008

truth or penguin

A game played on Real World D.C. after show with Andrew and some of the other cast members.
Penguin meaning false.

Andrew: Truth or penguin? I have a Korean brother.
Cast members: reply, truth or penguin
Andrew: Truth, I have a Korean step-brother

Andrew: Truth or penguin? I have am a cage fighter.
Cast members: reply, truth or penguin
Andrew: Penguin

by Shabooyaa December 31, 2009

Penguin Hammered

So drunk you waddle around like a penguin. It doesn't hurt to be wearing an original penguin shirt.

Damn my buddy was penguin hammered last night, he couldn't even stand.

by Slim Daddy Love June 20, 2012