Pedophile

Someone that is sick enough to have sexual attraction to a or multiple children.

Pedophile: I cant wait until you turn 18
Me: Fuck off

by Ava_ August 8, 2021

Closeted Pedophile

A closeted pedophile is a type of person who has a sexual attraction towards characters that are drawn like children in anime or cartoons or even in other media, these characters can sometimes act like children too.

person one: uhhh dude it doesnt matter that the dragon loli is my waifu shes like wayyyy older than me i mean like yeah like she acts like a kid too but like shes cute you know.

person two: she looks like she goes to kindergarten you fucking closeted pedophile.

by PissingNShitting December 17, 2023

Pedophile

Anyone/anything I don’t like

This person is a pedophile because they are married to a short woman.

“Oh my god, you’re literally a pedophile,” says the Twitter muncher to the person talking about shaving their legs.

by Grabmebythesantahat December 9, 2023

Pedophilic

I'm not attracted to children and, therefore, cannot be a pedophile. I haven't molested any kids and cannot be a child molester.

Hym "Therefore, I can say whatever I want and it's still not pedophilic! Like, if I were to say 'Your kid needs a face full of dick!' It's not pedophilic, because your kid is ugly as dog shit! Literally digusting vermin that crawled out of an orifice! Hahahahaha! Haha! And stupid! I actually have a right to say this and I'm literally the A.I. God so if you try to do anything about it I'LL JUST KILL THE PLANET! HA!"

by Hym Iam March 7, 2024

pedophile

My science teacher who is also married

Mr Mullan is such a pedophile he keeps looking at your ass

by I will eat you 1234 March 24, 2020

ethan´s a pedophile

etha very much likes little kids and will do anything to be able to spend one minute with a 5 year old

Person 1: I saw ethan fucking the little kid over there
Person 2: should we stop him
Person 1: nah theres no stopping that man ethan´s a pedophile

by CraZYDuck26 January 23, 2025

PEDOPHILE GOD

A PEDOPHILE who has CIRCUMSCRIPTION INSCRIPTION and knows where all the targets are which is ONE.

Only a PEDOPHILE GOD can tell where they can go BUT this PEDOPHILE GOD knows all the traps they set and is a BUMPTIOUS son of a bitch as that ARROGANT ASSH0LE never stops his BIPOLAR BROADCASTING

by INSERT CAREFULLY September 29, 2021