packing peanuts

Hey ziomek have any packing peanuts?
by Hoodrat12 May 06, 2016
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Peanut head

DENZELS GIGANTOR HEAD
WOW, IS THAT A BIRD, A PLANE, NO THATS DENZELS PEANUT HEAD......LOOKIN LIKE PLANTERS PEANUT.
by MONBEAST January 19, 2009
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Peanut Puppy

The Act of Putting Peanut Butter on ones Sexual Organ And Having a Pet Dog Lick It Off.
Peanut Puppy
by sicksurfer1 October 22, 2010
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Peanut Buttertastic

adj. having copious amounts of peanut butter to the point where milk is absolutely necessary.

Contraction of Peanut Butter and Fantastic, used primarily in modern stoner speech
Man, this sandwich is gonna be peanut buttertastic! Hand me that milk, bro.
by Skippy Jif Reeses December 02, 2008
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Peanut Melon

A Peanut Melon is formed when you take a watermelon and slather peanut butter all over it. When that is done you (the troublesome neighborhood kids) run to a neighbor's porch, drop the melon, and run. This is very entertaining when on video. Everyone has a different reaction but if they go back inside quickly retrieve the melon and run for your life to the next house.
The Applebee's appeared awkward and confused when they found a fresh Peanut Melon on their front porch.
by PeanutMelonKing June 01, 2011
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peanut butter

as opposed to jamming a dick into an orifice, one peanut butters a dick into an orifice
A: "dude what's the difference between peanut butter and jam?"

B: "I dunno? what?"

A: "you can't peanut butter a dick into an asshole!"

B: "you obviously aren't trying hard enough!"
by holyshitaduck! March 13, 2013
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Peanut dog

The sexual act of performing anal with your mans best friend whilst using peanut butter as lube. Once climixed you pull out and let your dog enjoy the peanut surprise.
I can't hang tonight bro. The dog is horny and wants some peanut dog.
by PupperSupper August 25, 2016
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