Paranormal Porn

When you are watching CCTV footage and a person's hair is pulled so hard, like the entity is trying to drag them somewhere.

Oh my God man that was Paranormal Porn (PP) her hair was pulled so hard like she forgot to do the dishes!

by Tnutz August 27, 2023

Paranormal snacktivity

Eating spooky, Halloween or fall themed foods while participating in an obligatory seasonal activity.

I'm grabbing some pumpkin spiced anything and spooky cookies for tonight's paranormal snacktivity of watching scary movies.

by anonymous September 15, 2023

Paranoid

Healthiest heart he's ever seen but you still got it checked didn't you?

Hym "Yeah but sayin it made you paranoid about it didn't it? Ha!"

by Hym Iam October 10, 2023

Paradoliac

paradoliac : a person who sees faces or icons in everyday objects much more than the average person to the point where it causes mental distress

A paradoliac sees faces in the walls, so many faces

by Scootcicle August 17, 2024

Paranoid Android

The Good Definition - The Greatest Alt Song Ever Made

The Boring Definition - That thing from hitchhiker's guide.

Devious Individual: Do you know about paranoid android?

Me (also a devious individual): Radiohead or Nah?

by This is the man February 18, 2024

Paranormal Cracktivity

When a crackhead interacts with someone or something that is not there as if interacting with a ghost.

I saw some serious paranormal cracktivity down by the sketchy motel.

by Yaboipatchy May 31, 2024

Paranormal Mechanics Theory

A speculative framework that attempts to propose specific, testable mechanisms for how paranormal phenomena (telepathy, precognition, psychokinesis) might operate within or alongside known physics. It goes beyond merely asserting "psi exists" to ask how: Could it be a quantum entanglement effect in neural microtubules? A subtle, unknown energy field? It's an attempt to build a bridge between anomalous reports and mechanistic science, often borrowing concepts from frontier physics.

Example: "His Paranormal Mechanics Theory proposed that telepathy works via ultra-low-frequency electromagnetic waves generated by coherent neural firing, a 'brain radio' others can subconsciously tune into. It was wrong, probably, but it was a mechanistic guess—a hypothesis about the nuts and bolts of the weird, which is more than most ghost hunters ever offer."

by AbzuInExile February 1, 2026