Mustard Packed

Constipated from anal sex. When her booty hole and colon are all backed up from too much anal. That shit is packed and typically requires an enema for release.

Where’s Rachel? She’s at home. She can’t make it. I’ve been hitting that ass every night this week and she’s mustard packed. She ran to CVS for an enema.

by Eaton Holgoode February 7, 2018

packing the musket

The act of inserting a long, thin object into a male's urethra, as far as it will go.

-Dude what are you doing with that glow-stick?!?!
-Im just packing the musket man.

by T-Killa! November 19, 2010

Roblox Packing

SHUT YO FAAGGOT ASS UP BITCH UR UGLY ASS SHIT WALKING DOWNSYNDROME GIRAFFE LOOKING ASS BOY SHUT UR STUPID ASS UP U SWALLOWED A METAL PIPE SIDEWAYS DOWN UR THROATH UR STUPID BITCH UR DIRTY AS SSHIT I THREW A PACK OFF SALT AT UR GRANDMA AND SHE FUCKING FAINTED AND COLLAPSED LIKE THAT ONE FUCKING DINOSAUR FROM JARASSIC PARK, SHUT UR "OOGA BOOGA" SOUNDING ASS UP U SOUND RETARDED ASS SHIT NIGGA, U GOT THE IQ OF MY SHOESIZE SHUT UR UGLY ASS UP BEFORE I VIOLATE THE FUCK OUT OF YOU, STUPID BITCH ILL SLAP U BEHIND UR HEAD WITH A FUCKING WIFI ROUTER U DIRTY BITCH!

Roblox packing: gets on discord call: he- other guy: NOW IMA FLAME THE FUCKFQQFQHRIHOQHRQUKQHOEQH UR UGLY AS SHIT WYMFDFHDWFWHFWIFWHWE ILL BEAT THE DFAJLFHFK U DIRTY ASS BITCH ILL KNOCK DBUIWGKUGEQIYGQQ OUTTA YO LOOKIN EQHEQEGQUQYG2YUEGF2YUEGUI2RH2 BITCH AH BOI WJDQIDKGQKQJHDQUR UGLY AS DHQUGRWGBWJHBW SHIT BITCH ILL BEAT THE FUCK OUTTA YO LEGO DQJDOQHKKQEWHKWHWA SOUNDING ASS BEACH IOAN KNOW WEQHDQUHWUK WHO U TALKING TO LIKE THAT NIGGA ILL BEATTHFE JHWJHWK W *gets tired* other guy: bro we both know ill beat the fuck outta you irl and in a game

by Gigomo123 December 21, 2022

Pack Nasty

Verb describing the action of having anal sex.

Hey baby, you feel like you want to pack nasty tonight?

by Cptmcrofl AKA Blockade May 26, 2010

Dumpster pack

Marijuana that gives off a strong smell and gets you super high.

Yo VK you got the fire loud?
Yea g I got that dumpster pack.

by Goop Sippa August 26, 2017

pack jacker

one who jacks packs or one who steals backpacks

I left my backpack unattended for 1 minute. When I came back, I saw that Katie stole my pack. Katie is a pack jacker.

by Double K Pack Jackers October 20, 2011

pack count

The number of people an individual has had sexual intercourse with, more specifically how many women a man as had vaginal or anal intercourse in his lifetime.

Man, Bruce is a pimp! His pack count in in the high 200's.

by Gary Bruce June 12, 2008