pencil job

a formula taken right out of the book before being checkweighed for accuracy before going to production.
WOW this colormatch sucks!!! Must be a pencil job!
by inkgirl September 05, 2009
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I has pencil

Epic Kahoot! name and remember if you loose Kahoot! play kashoot you also get head
Jack “ oi jen I has pencil”
Jen (gives jack hed).

Lucky jack
by I has pencil November 17, 2020
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Pencil dick prick

A man with a small penis and large ego that treats others as less than.
by Bigdaddylongthangs93 January 06, 2020
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mechanical pencil

wrap your dick in tin foil and go into intercourse with a woman while moaning "i need to finish the essay!" after ejaculation you say "i ran out of led, i need a refill"
pencil nut, mechanical pencil
by king awesomeness January 20, 2011
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Uzbekistan pencil sharpener

An expression of irony often used to confuse people. The user isn't supposed to say what it means to others who ask.
*something ironic and hilarious happens*
Person 1 "Uzbekistan pencil sharpener!"
Person 2 "What does that mean?"
Person 1 "Well anyways, (continues the previous conversation)."
by cornbr3ad_ October 12, 2022
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a clever euphamism for someone who lacks intelligence

see also a few bricks shy of a load, not the brightest bulb on the porch
Seth - "Did you hear about Werner? He tried to start his car with lighter fluid."

Taylor - "I'm not surprised; he's not the sharpest pencil in the drawer."
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 05, 2006
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sharpen your pencil

offer someone a better price
I asked the recruiter to "sharpen your pencil" when it came to the lowball salary offer she gave me the first go around.
by Arizonaguy February 29, 2012
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