a formula taken right out of the book before being checkweighed for accuracy before going to production.
by inkgirl September 05, 2009
by I has pencil November 17, 2020
by Bigdaddylongthangs93 January 06, 2020
wrap your dick in tin foil and go into intercourse with a woman while moaning "i need to finish the essay!" after ejaculation you say "i ran out of led, i need a refill"
by king awesomeness January 20, 2011
An expression of irony often used to confuse people. The user isn't supposed to say what it means to others who ask.
*something ironic and hilarious happens*
Person 1 "Uzbekistan pencil sharpener!"
Person 2 "What does that mean?"
Person 1 "Well anyways, (continues the previous conversation)."
Person 1 "Uzbekistan pencil sharpener!"
Person 2 "What does that mean?"
Person 1 "Well anyways, (continues the previous conversation)."
by cornbr3ad_ October 12, 2022
a clever euphamism for someone who lacks intelligence
see also a few bricks shy of a load, not the brightest bulb on the porch
see also a few bricks shy of a load, not the brightest bulb on the porch
Seth - "Did you hear about Werner? He tried to start his car with lighter fluid."
Taylor - "I'm not surprised; he's not the sharpest pencil in the drawer."
Taylor - "I'm not surprised; he's not the sharpest pencil in the drawer."
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 05, 2006
I asked the recruiter to "sharpen your pencil" when it came to the lowball salary offer she gave me the first go around.
by Arizonaguy February 29, 2012