Oscar

something that leonardo dicaprio doesn't have.

Ellen: The Nominees for best actor of the year is, Leonardo Dicaprio, Leonardo Dicaprio, Leonardo Dicaprio, and Leonardo Dicaprio.
Ellen: And the winner is... Tom Hanks!
Leonardo: dont cry
dont freaking cry
i'd have that oscar

by nooscarsad May 5, 2014

oscar

a mistake

oscar his mom didn't want him . hes the cum shot she shouldve swalloed

by omar chavez the 3d February 27, 2017

oscar de la hoya

A chicano boxer from L.A. responsible for knocking out every cerote boxer on his way to becoming the greatest boxer of all time. The only loss on his record that is not contreversial is the one to the great hopkins which he lost because he was not fighting in his natural weight class. If hopkins lost weight so he could fight de la hoya in his weight class the fight would go very differently.

The guy who beat the shit out of trinidad, mayorga, macho camacho, and every other cerote is oscar de la hoya.

by aztec warrior sam July 16, 2006

oscar meyer

a big black dick

You lookin for a hot boy? Girl i got that fire, holla at a nigga if u want that oscar meyer!!!!!!!

by DALLAS CHICK 2004 March 10, 2004

oscar

An award offered for doing a porn scene with Billy Bob Thornton.

by Anonymous October 5, 2003

Oscanoa

To be AWESOME, SEXY, SMART, RIDICULOUSLY GREAT IN BED, ALWAYS RIGHT, HEART OF GOLD & LOVES TO BE MAN/WOMYN HANDLED!

My girl is an Oscanoa!

Damn, she just pulled an Oscanoa

by Starrone May 16, 2011

osculectomy

a surgical procedure only done on a very hush-hush basis in New York, Los Angeles, and Washington, DC. which becomes necessary when Party A has kissed the ass of Party B with such intensity that a vacuum bond is formed that is so strong that it can only be broken by surgical intervention.

In this case, (Ezra) Klein needs an osculectomy to be forcibly detached from the posterior of Michael Lewis

by y_a_s_a June 27, 2011