Eve: You should have done it this way.
Adam: If I would have had my ass glasses on, I would have seen that.
Adam: If I would have had my ass glasses on, I would have seen that.
by SilleYrag February 15, 2016
big rimmed sunglasses that usually take up more than half of your face. stoner glasses are so dark that no-one can tell you are stoned. if you can see through the lenses, they aren't stoner glasses.
girl #1: oh man do i look stoned?
girl #2: totally, u better put on some stoner glasses.
girl #1: *puts on stoner glasses* great, now my parents won't notice.
girl #2: totally, u better put on some stoner glasses.
girl #1: *puts on stoner glasses* great, now my parents won't notice.
by carito April 11, 2006
by Coilin October 11, 2004
by wat_it_do July 15, 2004
When you can see the bulge of a man's package through his underwear resembling a standard glass cutting tool.
by Brown Nation BN July 12, 2009
by cassie and sierra July 16, 2004
Someone who is so intrested in you that if there was a peice of glass between the two of you, the other person would practically be licking the glass.
by Kimmie Lange November 04, 2007