Curb Turkey

Slang for a very floppy basset hound that likes basking in the sunlight.
"You know that basset that sits in the neighbor's window? He's such a curb turkey.
by Devilishdeity July 22, 2023
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Sleeping on the Curb

When you do something so monumentally stupid that it's not enough for your partner to make you sleep on the couch: you have to sleep outside on the curb instead.
Man, I really screwed the pooch this time. Guess I'm sleeping on the curb tonight.
by MalumLibrum958 September 18, 2023
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Curbed Out

Passed out or nodded out from drugs/alcohol in the front seats of a vehicle, both parked and moving.
“Trent wake up! You’re hella curbed out and I need you to navigate”

“I was way curbed out driving home last night, I coulda wrecked.”

Origin: A friend of a friend had a job as a driver for UPS or FedEx or some shit, but also had a drug problem. He would be at work and start nodding out while driving, either from drug use or last of sleep partying too hard. As he momentarily fell asleep he would wake up when his truck smashed into the curb. Eventually it came to mean generally falling asleep in a car or somewhere you shouldn’t be sleeping, with the likelyhood of a not-so pleasant wake up.
by Dusty Punk Bitches May 02, 2019
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Curb

Yeah that boy Sam is a curb.
by Kimberly Rivera May 29, 2019
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Curb

Shag and tired but still pushing on
Man 1: how was work today bro
Man 2: im curbed man
by Curbed man August 04, 2022
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Curb

someone who believes the Episode 1: The Phantom Menace is the best star wars film.
Only a curb would think The Phantom Menace is the best Star Wars film ever made.
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Vietnamese Curb

When a man ejects a woman off of a curb using a well placed kick and then proceeds to have sexual intercourse with her.
Hey Bruce, did you take back that girl you met last night?

Nah, I couldn't be bothered so I gave her the Vietnamese Curb
by duncanthedestroyer June 02, 2012
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