Poo Gas

A fart that smells like poop because it passes by the poop waiting to come from your anus.

Dude! Do you have to poop cause you just had the worst poo gas!!!

by Stinky McStink Face February 14, 2010

Gas Bag

1. A special bag made to store and transport gas.

2. Someone who talks a lot or is full of hot air.

3. Someone who farts a lot.

Industries use gas bags to ship and transport gas for easy handling. My co-worker must have a lot of energy to talk a lot. My friend is full of gas cause he farts a lot.

by JayEssBee85 December 19, 2013

Smoking That Gas

Smoking marijuana (weed)

Guy 1: Bro I'm so high I've been smoking that gas
Guy 2: Wtf is that
Guy 1: I've been smoking weed

by Onnie.Wavy June 13, 2016

Gas Masking

To pull a girl's sweet smelling, worn panties over one's head and wearing them around like a gas mask. To Gas Mask correctly, one must pull the panties over the head, exposing one's eyes through the leg holes and allowing the fragrant gusset to rest over the nose the mouth. Gas Masking may be performed by a male or female and may be preferred after certain activities such as running, working out, gardening and other activities that work up an irresistible, tangy smelling, zest.

Stan: Dude! WTF are you wearing on your face? Is that a pair of panties?

Frank: Yea Brrrraaaaaaahhhh!! Muh girl just ran a 5k this morning and I couldn't help but grab them when she got into the shower and do a little Gas Masking. It's irresistible. What a tangy funk she got.
Stan: Sounds zesty Broooohhhhh! Let me mask up when you are done.

by Eaton Holgoode May 08, 2015

gamble gas

When it's a gamble to pass gas. May be a solid, a liquid, or a gas!

I didn't want to fart because I've been having gamble gas.

You've just come from taco bell and you feel a bubble brewing. Should you let it go? Better get some insurance and put yourself over a toilet! It's a gamble to pass the gas! Gamble gas!

by Darny December 29, 2005

gas jew

someone who never wants to drive their car because of gas.

Maddie is being a gas jew because she never wants to drive anywhere...!

by beezybaby December 22, 2008

Russian Gas

When players play in Russian in the KHL word is that the teams over there give the players an IV of an unknown substance between periods that makes you feel great and play better.

Ovi was off the Russian gas when he won the cup.

by donnie_hayes June 20, 2018