You eat the corn and the cob

To physically eat the corn and the entire cob.

Hey Lisa! You eat the corn and the cob.

by Dr.Elmo October 28, 2020

Cob gobbler

Someone that partakes in sucking alot of cock. Usually, a cob gobbler would be someone that is homosexual.

You can tell that that man over there is a cob gobbler.

by Theinsultedbanana April 4, 2024

cob

slang for penis, mainly used by closeted men.

i need some cob, ngl…
hmm, his cob is looking tasty

by cleartheair August 28, 2025

COB

Male:crusty old bastard
Female:crusty old bitch

Hey look at that cob

by anonymous May 26, 2021

cob

hairstyle: a cross between a crop and a bob. can also be called a crob.

"I've just had a cob."

"I've just been cobbed."

"Wow. I love your new cob. It really suits you."

by cobber May 14, 2013

Cob Cutter

Any individual trained in cutting off pieces of Web of Cob.

After multiple individuals were Cob-smacked by the Web of Cob, I had to hire a Cob Cutter to make much needed repairs.

by Horizonogre November 9, 2019

Cobbing

In music, consciously trying to sound complicated or unusual, but instead sounding pretentious or boring.

Why did s/he pick that weird chord? S/he could've just played an E major. S/he is TOTALLY cobbing.

by Mellow Mikey February 21, 2011