Flat as a board

Elise

Elise is flat as a board

by AnonymousAssinus March 2, 2021

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Charredcoochie Board

Pronounced: Char-d-coo-chie Bo-ared

Definition: A slang term for a charcuterie board; mispronounced name for charcuterie; can also be used if the cheese smells like a rotten fish or everything is stale.

“Tina, didn’t you want to make one of them charredcoochie boards or somethin’ ?

“Smells like some charredcoochie in here...who the hell is burning their damn pubes?!”

by LOLXpotatoXLOL March 20, 2021

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Biting The Board

Also referred to as a nasty spill, fall or a trip. Past Tense: Bit The Board

I bit the board falling off a swing one time impressing this girl.

by Nightcrawler March 26, 2003

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I'm board

Hey guess what!
THATS THE DEFINITION OF MY LIFE!!!

HA HA! ha ha

ha.

ha..

I'm so lonely......

I'm board, you just have joined the board club.

(I dare you to make a definition of a word it's super fun)

by math class board..... February 10, 2022

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Shartshittery Board

A lactose intolerant person’s appetizer also known as a charcuterie board. The dish consists of a multitude of different cheeses, fruits and/or nuts placed eloquently on a wooden cutting board.

My girlfriend and I tried a shartshittery board for the first time last night. I was in the bathroom for the rest of the night.

by EeliahSun13 September 28, 2021

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walmart board

a slang term used to describe a skateboard bought from a store such as walmart, target, dicks, academy, or basically anywhere else. usually made from cheap crap thats hardly discernible from cardboard.

"bro, nice walmart board,"

by nirvana thing May 27, 2021

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