shit is real as kraft mayo

it is a term that you use to describe some thing that is unbelievable going on

shit is real as kraft mayo i got the new world wide high score in pac-man

by sexytacodab December 29, 2016

The Sloppy Whopper with Heavy Mayo

The act of sneaking up on a friend from behind, and ejaculating on their backs without him or her noticing.

Man, John did it again. The Sloppy Whopper with heavy mayo... i need a new shirt.

by stan harris March 28, 2007

Swine-co de Mayo

THE new 'Cinco de Mayo' Celebration in the USA for this year, especially in sunny San Diego, CA.

"Dood, let's grab some pork 'carnitas' boo-ree-toes (burritos) and a 'seis' (sixer) of cold Dos Equis. It's 'Swine-co de Mayo'!!!

by Mnr Bnr May 5, 2009

Bulging buns n mayo

The act of rubbing a penis shaft in between ass cheeks in order to achieve ejaculation similar to titty fucking.

My coworker has an extremely long ass crack that I would love to perform bulging buns n mayo with.

by Crazybird69 September 9, 2021

Pizza de Mayo

A party where people from many different backgrounds argue about pointless facts and then wind up sitting around a computer fact checking each other on snopes.

Rob: "Hey guys is this the Pizza de Mayo party? Oh cool, did you know that if you put a trampoline on the roof of a building it can save the building from airplane collisions?"

Party: "Yeah right DB, let's just pull out this handy laptop and check snopes to make sure that's correct."

Rob: "Sluuuurrp, couuuuggh, well my uncle uses snopes."

by Robbypantz May 11, 2010

white bread mayo sandwich

When two white people have sex, ejaculate, and then lay on top of each other with cum in the middle.

He collapsed on top of her, making a white bread mayo sandwich.

by whitebreadmayosandwich March 25, 2017

roast beef curtains with mayo

hackneyed labia oozing with female smegma

that girl's pussy was so beat, it looked like roast beef curtains with mayo.

by Emma Putnam January 16, 2008