Oddly shaped candle

When in rule 34 art, when a dick casts a shadow, but you can only see the shadow

“Oh, have you seen this art, that’s the shadow of an oddly shaped candle”

by Derpking666 December 30, 2023

Cake and Candles

The most masculine phrase used to wish someone a “Happy Birthday”.

“Cake and Candles My Brother” - Man 1

“Thank you!” - Man 2

by galactic_426 January 18, 2024

cakes and candles

An ironically cooler way to say Happy Birthday

Sadie: it’s Aisha’s birthday

Maddie: Cakes and Candles Aisha, T-up

by T1yotT January 23, 2024

Daniel Candle

When somebody at the bar is getting “Happy Birthday” sung to them and you light a match to use as a makeshift candle.

This dude had his birthday at the bar last night and you know I had to light a Daniel Candle for him since NOBODY brought candles for him.

by BaronOfSalt January 24, 2024

Croatian Candle Holder

A popular Eastern European sex position. Stand your partner against a wall, face to the wall. Mount them from behend while setting their hair on fire and restraining their hands so that they can't put the fire out.

She: I see Laverne is wearing a wig.
He: Yeah, she and Bruce tried the Croatian Candle Holder last week.

by FerdiT February 6, 2024

Birthday Candle

Where a man rubs Vaseline on the tip of his penis and lights it so a woman can 'blow' out the candle

"It ain't Birthday sex without a Birthday candle"

by NotsoChillBill April 20, 2023

god candle

A massive green candle that can propel Bitcoin towards new all-time highs with divine force.

Did you see the Bitcoin price, it just printed a god candle, we’re going to be rich!

by anonymous November 29, 2023