Nuclear Fusion

Oh, hey, look!

Hym "Sam Altman is just going to buy electricity from his nuclear fusion. See? I told you that would fix the energy problems. There have also been some breakthroughs in fusion. They're working on fusion thrusters so that might be a potential out. I don't exactly know how much it would take to pivot to a fusion reactor... Or if the breakthrough was IN nuclear fusion specifically... But, yeah. Also, I think I figured out why you're having the misalignment problem (in greater detail).... Yup... That's probably right."

by Hym Iam June 9, 2024

nuclear rage

when you get so pissed off you just lose all sentience and seethe until you look like a rabid dog

(reaches nuclear rage)
ARE YOU FUCKIDFGJ KIFDFING MEEEEEE I SPENT FOUR FUCKING HOURS PUTTING TOGETHER EVERYSINGLE FUKCING LEGO JUST TO MAKE THISMILLENNIUUM FALCOOOOONNNXHFSSHDGDHGSDHG

by trabisskotbubga July 9, 2021

Nuclear shit

Normally caused by A drink that is used to kill zombies in COD WAW but can also be used as an anal cleanser. Manufacturer is not responsible for nuked restrooms. therefore PHD flopper is prohibited by casual consumption

Joe: "where's jenny?"
Alex: "she took a swig of PHD flopper which contains prunes, ate some haribo sugar free gummy bears and has been in the hospital ever since"
Joe: "what happened, wait isn't she allergic to prunes?"
Alex: "I heard a fart, then an explosion. I think she might've blown her ass apart. she did say she had to take a nuclear shit"
Joe: "Oh my god!"
(Alex takes a swig of PHD)
Joe: "you didn't just drink that!"
Alex: (stomach gurgles) "Must've been the drink i had" (runs into restroom)
Joe: "MOTHER OF G0-"
(house explodes)

by I h8 nes May 7, 2020

Nuclear Physicists are left leg beta testers 《¤》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nuclear Physicists are left leg beta testers 《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

nuclear dropping

when you take a huge shit but miss the bowl

I was frustrated as i was told to clean the bathroom floor after he performed a giant nuclear dropping yesterday morning.

by Ragdollio June 15, 2022

nuclear swirlie

One of the cruelest possible variants of the chocolate swirlie, the bullying maneuver wherein a jock dunks a nerd's head in a shit-filled toilet and flushes, the 'nuclear' variation is when multiple jocks have shit in the toilet without flushing so the bowl is full to the brim before the swirlie is performed on a very, VERY unlucky nerd.

Me and all my hockey teammates gave this dork a nuclear swirlie last year, it was sick! The whole team shit in the same toilet in the locker room without flushing for like a week and it was nearly overflowing. Then after school one day we nabbed this random loser from the hallway and dragged him in there and BOOM! We dunked him face-first all the way in. My bros were holding him down while I gave him crazy wedgies. And we just kept going for like 10 minutes straight. We'd pull him out for a second to breathe and dunk him straight back in. When the team captain finally flushed him, it wouldn't even all go down at once, so his whole head was still covered in shit and it was dripping down his face! So of course we gave him a hanging wedgie in the lockers so he couldn't clean himself up for a while. Man, that was fun. Makes me wanna go find a nerd now...

by yikestbh July 24, 2024

Nuclear Peach

When a mans huge penis, demolishes a nice soft pussy.

Girl 1: " Omg! I had the most roughest sex last night!"
Girl 2: " Well at least you didn't get a Nuclear Peach last night, my vagina feels terrible!"

by Apples12345 June 20, 2011