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Husband-in-law

It’s the phrase you use so other people know that the new husband and the ex-husband have a great relationship. I’m not sure if grades the white word but it’s not too bad.
So I talked to my husband-in-law yesterday and yes, he is sure that he can fix your dishwasher.
by @Yim October 21, 2020
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husband-like person

A man (or woman) filling all the responsibilities of a spouse, but to whom you are not married.
Barry is the best husband-like person I have encountered in my life.
by Enchanted in New Mexico June 8, 2017
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whack a husband day

Day that falls on November 28th and May 17th of each year
Wife: walks up to husband and whack
Husband: goes ow what was that for
Wife: goes it's whack a husband day
by Whack a husband September 29, 2021
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Husband

by Kaiglizzy January 14, 2021
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Female husband

**a female husband doesn't mean a woman who does the job rather than the man that a common misunderstanding of what it actually means**

back when gay marriage (or being gay in general) was a frowned upon thing and you were consider to be "the devil faggot slutty whore" lesbian did something to go around this, is when a woman (living as a man) marries another woman, now back than there was no way to actually tell someone gender other than just by looking at them or ID and back than it was super easy to get away with things,

now the phrase female husband doesn't just mean woman to woman (although it kinda does)
it could be a male trans or just a lesbian, (fun fact this was actually illegal even if your partner knew)

There were plenty of cases although giving an example would be super boring, like are you that curious just to find out that most people either cried or didn't really fucking care? if you really want an example go to wiki which is how I got most of my info,

this term was popular In 1746 by a book by the same name (Female husband)
Sarah= psttt hey Mary did you hear about Karl and susie?
Mary= no what?
Sarah= turns out karl was a woman this entire time! they got married together! what a bunch of fags!
Mary= was Karl a Female husband?
Sarah= YES
by Zalo_r October 27, 2025
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husband size

when your partner think that your d is the perfect size to be their husband
jone: « my day was nice thanks »

clara: « did you know that you have an husband size? »
by whichusernamhasntbeentakenyet January 14, 2022
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Husband

Lixy period the definition of lixy is husband
Girl: Lixy husbanddddd
by FreakyMcgee January 16, 2021
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