Noob

Usually something shouted through a microphone by an angry 12 year old kid on Xbox live.

"YOUR SUCH A NOOB! YOU SNIPED ME THROUGH A WINDOW!! NOOB!"

"Dude. You suck at COD. NOOB!"

by Not Karmanaut August 18, 2012

Noob

Noob... noob is a term that was first used in the Gaming community, or used by those who play games. Noob (or nweb, which contrary to what some people believe, means the same thing) was first used to describe that someone was new to a game, and did not know exaclty what to do. I was not a term used in hate, but just to describe someone, such as "hey guys, im a noob, so i might not be that great" later it evolved, so that there are two types of noobs, the ones who are D-Bags and are just horribly bad at what they are doing or talking about. and the ones i described before. they are pretty easy to differentiate. usually it is a very hateful word nowdays when it is used to describe D-Bags. different ways noob is said, and noob liek describing words are... Noob, Nub, Newb, N00b, Nubcake, horrinub, noobtastic, nooboriffic, noobish, nubish, nubbed.

James: Hey man, i got my friend comin to play too, but be patient, hes a noob to this game.
Carl: Yeah, ok man.

Daniel: dude you #%$^ nub! youve died 20 times and have 2 kills! WTF!! u said you were the best!
Noob: Shutup man, least i have a GF

by L3g1tbro March 03, 2011

Noob

Noob is derived from Noobie or Newbie.
Newbie or noobie is derived from the word Novice.
Novice means a preson who is new, or not skilled at what they hope to undertake.
Wet Behind the ears.

level 400 knight: Haha, look at the little noob trying yo kill a dragon.
Level 2 Knight: I died =(

by maldorf June 24, 2007

Noob

Another way to make you look like a total douche when you say that word.

Noob is a really douchy thing to say.

by pottitties October 28, 2008

noobs

no boobs, flat chested

a name you call your boobs when they appear to be absent

Clarie: I wish I could work at Hooters.
Mike: Haha you'd never get the job.
Clarie: Why?
Mike: You have noobs!

by NoobQueen March 19, 2008

Noob

One who needs to look up the definition of the word Noob

Hey Billy, You should google "noob".....someone called me a noob...Google it Billy!

by Christopher Philly June 01, 2010

Noobs

Stupid people in Maple Story who say "MESOS PLOX" and claim they have level 119 DKs when really, they don't have one past level 20. They try to insult you and think you're actually affected by it, but it just makes you laugh. Fuckers.

Look at those noobs thinkin they're all sweet.

by JannyWanny April 12, 2008