pocket monkey

Someone who likes to stick their hand in their pocket and masturbate in public.

Don't shake that pocket monkeys hand!

by Pokechu July 19, 2015

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Slush Pocket

When a Woman has an Orgy with 10 Men, all Ejaculating in her Vagina. As she saves it all in her vagina waiting for her husband to come home to fuck, only to fuck a "slush pocket".

I knew my bitch was cheating on me when I plunged my member into the dirty Slush Pocket of an arsenal of man juice.

by maverick-66699 May 25, 2009

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war pocket

An extremely large human mouth with breath that smells like explosives, teeth so jagged a hummer couldn't make it thru, and enough metal to build a re-enforced grenade launcher.

Her war pocket made my manhood go from top of the line tube steak to shredded beef.

by awesome sauce sweater pant November 18, 2015

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Pocket Tots

Tater tots that were in a pocket, as seen in Napolean Dynamite.

Napolean: Are you gonna eat your tots?
Pedro: No.
Napolean: Can I have them?
Pedro: Yes.
Napolean (Takes tots and inserts them into pocket, pocket tots)

by YourMumsBum July 12, 2009

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Joey Pocket

the youtuber joey pockett but with 1 t

Guy 1:"I love watching Joey Pocket"
Guy 2:"Shut the fuck up"

by NickW275 January 20, 2020

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pocket tank

1. n. One who displays gratuitous amounts of flaming homoness
2. n. A sexual disease where the patients penis fires bullet sized particles at any given moment

1.
Jon: I like male dick
Dude: What the fuck, you pocket tank (smack)
2.
Jon: Dude you get with that girl last week? The one with the perky ass?
Dude: Yeah man. She gave me the pocket tank though..I almost poked the cats eye out.
Jon: Shit...

by Breoffrey January 13, 2009

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