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Bingo-Master’s Breakout!

Two swans in front of his eyes
Colored balls in front of his eyes
It's number one for his Kelly's eye
Treble-six right over his eye
A big shot's voice in his ears
Worlds of silence in his ears
All the numbers account for years
Checks the cards through eyes of tears
Bingo-Master's Breakout!
All he sees is the back of chairs
In the mirror, a lack of hairs
A lighted room, checks fill out
Here the players all shout
Bingo-Master’s Breakout!
A glass of lager in his hand
Silver microphone in his hand
Wasting time in numbers and rhymes
(One hand drug and faces bright)
Bingo-Master's Breakout!
Came the time he flipped his lid
Came the time he flipped his lid
Holiday in Spain fell through
Players put it down to
Bingo-Master's Breakout
A hall full of cards left unfilled
He ended his life with wine and pills
There's a grave somewhere only partly filled
A sign in graveyard on a hill reads
Bingo-Master's Breakout
by Death Menace February 28, 2023
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Bingo bathroom

A combination of body odour, and rotten vagina that lingers in the bathroom of a bingo hall.
how could u not smell that her whole place smells like a bingo bathroom
by L&Ldreambigger April 17, 2015
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dogpile bingo

On a website, it is possible to predict which poster is annoying enough to the rest to get dogpiled and run off the site. A fun pastime amongst website posters is dogpile bingo, viz, discussing behind the scenes who will be next on the website's collective shitlist.
"The poster who just asked a controversial question about abortion has got everyone pissed off now, and she is going to be the next winner of dogpile bingo."
by Mudblatt July 21, 2008
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Bingo Tingle

When you see a sexy child and your ankle bracelet buzzes
Christ it must be a Sunday, I’m having a Bingo Tingle
by VetBoy05! March 27, 2022
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Bingo

When you are turdleheading a turd and it dabs / touches your underwear.
Man, I've got to take a crap. If I keep turdleheading, I'll end up bingo stamping my underwear.
by Jimbo Waters November 11, 2020
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Hilton Bingo

Best place in the us nation

(I own every single one don’t tell anyone)
We should head down to the Hilton Bingo and eat some Cheetos
by Lit Nathan March 8, 2024
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bingo

« Be Intuitive, Nourish Great Orgasms »
Thought and collective movement that invites people to embrace their instinct and intuition to create beauty, love and vibrancy in their lives, relationships and communities.
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by Noegau May 12, 2024
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