Post-mystery tristesse

Post-mystery tristesse: the regret and unhappiness you suffer after a particularly effective cliffhanger when you have to wait a week to find out what the hell happened

Oh no, they can’t do that! They can’t leave us here!?! We have to wait a WEEK to find out what the hell HAPPENED!?! The post-mystery tristesse is going to kill me for real assorted groans

by wordstrumpet November 28, 2025

mystery pouch

the area above the genitals and below the stomach of very over weight person. Its not your gentials its not the stomach. What is it...a mystery pouch.

Mary has a mystery pouch so large a kangaroo could be in there.

by rosie red dress August 21, 2011

Mystery Water

Mystery water is water that has an unknown origin.

I walked out the store and mystery water dropped my face

by anonymous May 4, 2025

mysteries make my head hurt

“Mysteries make my head hurt” is a phrase uttered by retired Detective Joe Kenda of the Colorado Springs PD on his show on ID.

All the suspects have come up with alibis. Mysteries make my head hurt. We have to start from scratch. Back to the scene of the crime to question additional witnesses.

by Purplenado March 6, 2023

Mafia Mystery Community

Cancer to my soul

"'hey i'm thinking of joining this community called the Mafia Mystery Community'
*proceeds to die of cringe*"

by troutorama April 29, 2021

farty boy mystery

When a small group of people bust ass, and no one knows who did it

What is not a soul gonna claim that awful stench? Must be a "farty boy mystery!"

by cell phone Chris July 29, 2022

Mystery Science Theater Syndrome

Inability to not make snarky comments while watching.. anything.

I think I might have Mystery Science Theater Syndrome.

by Dash Bunny July 12, 2021