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Fuck Mustard

I put fuck mustard on my sandwich.
by Hexicated September 6, 2013
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mustard face

The facial expression achieved when you're taking a gigantic size bite out of a hamburger/hotdog and you expect ketchup but itstead it's fucking loaded with mustard.
"You should have seen that kid's mustard face after I falcon punched him in the testicles. Priceless."

"That old woman had a perfect mustard face after I crop dusted that elevator."
by Red Fingaz May 5, 2009
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cut the mustard

Men who are unable to "cut the mustard" can more than compensate by simply LICKING THE LID.
She: What's the matter, Mr. Softee? Can't cut the mustard?

He: Don't worry, I'll just lick the lid instead.

She: Oooh, you lover boy, you!
by Hugh Chardon Junior July 8, 2010
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mustard nuts

a man with mustard on his nuts

when a man sticks his scrotum inside of a womans vagina and has her urinate on his balls while he ejaculates
im gonna give her a mustard nuts

hello paul mcartney, mustard nuts
by mike December 23, 2004
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making mustard

Urinating into your partners anas during anal intercourse. Then continuing to thrust until the a yellow vicus substance excites feom the body.
I was making mustard in your sister last night.
by Branagain November 6, 2018
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Mustard Flower

When you break an egg (just the yoke) over someone's butthole and then pop the yoke.

Or when one's anus gets pounded into Oblivion and then bloody semen leaks from their hole leaving a mustard type look.
I plunged my meat into that guys hole, giving him a huge mustard flower
by Steven VanShaft December 13, 2018
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Crusty mustard

When a person has diarrhea and fails to wipe thoroughly leaving a yellowish brown crust on their ass
I was fucking this one girl in the ass and notices she had some crusty mustard leftover
by Imfluffy September 11, 2016
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