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MUMs The Word

A criticism pertaining the management, when criticising middle management or other useless and expensive building hold backs, Gölök Buday, the Black Jester would say "MUMs the word," going back to the 2000 election when Maharishi's university of Management started getting noticed, ala John Hageline.
Products would cost less if they spent less of tedious corporate bureaucracy, MUMs the Word!
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YA MUM

the worst thing to say in the entire universe
WoodMorning7: ya mum
Pumppartymac: PRISON
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swifts mum

a person kai deeply is in love with <333
kai : sorry i was with swifts mum

swift : i heard
kai : >:)
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your mum

A dumb joke that idiots use like me.

idiots also use it for roasting people but we all know that won't work
roast: person: boii you look like saggy wet noodles

idiot: like your mum?
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Andrea(mum)

andrea-the best ever. she's a mum and a super hero. She cares for her children and would put them over anything. You may end up having fights and arguments with her but u know she will always be there for you no matter what
definition-Andrea(mum) is my mum she's the best and I love her more than anyone
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Flakey's mum

it's literally the mother of a fucking cereal box
hey do you know flakey's mum?

Yeah, she gave birth to flakey
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Jam-mum

A mother or and older woman (35-65) who’s personality is so basic that the most riveting activity they can do is make jam. They enjoy making jam and constantly talk about making jam. Similar to a wine mum but more wholesome (cause they’re quite nice) and wine is replaced with jam-making. They usually have the personality of a cardboard box and are either very Catholic/ toxic Christian or very agnostic. They usually hate the following:

* Controversy

* Movies and songs that swear
* Anything remotely ‘vulgar’
Jane: “Did you hear about Matilda’s party on Saturday?”
Alex: “Yeah.”
Jane:…”Ok? Are you going?”
Alex: “HA! NO! That woman’s party is probably the equivalent to the taste of sandpaper. She’s such jam-mum.”
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