Mule-Eye

The phenomenon that results from being surrounded by an overwhelming majority of mediocre looking women, whereby "6.5's" start looking like "10's."

Man, check out that honey. She is BANGIN'!

Bro, you need get out of Allentown more, you've got a bad case of Mule-Eye.

by misterburns1 August 6, 2008

Urine Mule

A partner so devoted that they will receive your urine mid-gaming session and then crawl to the bathroom with hips raised to avoid spillage, finally depositing it into the toilet while you finish your boss fight. The term comes from drug mules—only this mule’s cargo is warmer, wetter, and marginally more ridiculous.

Dude I was in a 2v2 in Warzone and I didn’t want to get up—thank god for my Urine Mule.

by SquirrelKingLord June 15, 2025

mule mode

no set definition, you just know. Imagine your skinny science teacher with a bit of a stubble who drinks pale ale with slightly wavy hair. Imagine Rosie Merrimen ( a girl with wavy hair who doesn't like Charlotte anymore and looks like Anne Frank and Anne Hathaway combined). Mule mode is a way of life. Its not a complement nor is it an insult. Ghasts are mule mode, abandoned mine shafts are mule mode. If you are unsure if something is mule mode contact 07453640995

"God she's mule mode" "that's not very mule mode of you"

by christainc December 25, 2021

Virgin Mule

A lovely azure blue non-alcoholic beverage of ginger beer, lime juice, dash of bitters, and raspberry syrup. Served in a clear barrel glass. Co-created in Novato, CA on 7/2/25.

Bartender! I’ll have a Virgin Mule, please.

by Duchess Mermaid July 5, 2025

Flood Mule

Great Australian folk hero.
Silent but deadly.

A corporations nightmare and saviour in the same sentence.

Verb: holy shit is that a butt ton of rain? Looks like that flood mule will be coming out of retirement.

by Kingfisher4 June 25, 2022

Mule Cunt

The cunt of a mule.

Slang for: Someone who is extremely lazy and also smells like a cunt.

"Coleman said that mfr is a mule cunt."

Gosh I cant stand that guy, He is such a "mule cunt".

by CSMCOLEMAN August 24, 2022

attention mule

When someone engages in conversations with another person solely for the attention they receive, without any intention of pursuing a romantic relationship. They have an attention mule.

Jessica: “Do you even care for Jake?”
Aubrey: “No, he’s just my attention mule.”

by strawberrynightcrawler April 9, 2024