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Mariah

A dumb person with no brains, is bad at all games, is a sore loser and eats off the ground.
Do be a Mariah Morgan because that means you're trash.
by Girlbye939 September 21, 2018
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mariah is usually a hot, kind but also can be really bitchy if its the right time of day, she has eyes that are as blue as the sky there big, a ass like niki minaj, she has nice sized boobs normal sized, she is GORGEUS, shes the one to make you laugh when you dont want to, usually a short girl but yet just the right hight shes usually 5' or 5'9, blond/dirty blond, LOVES to go shopping mostly for shoes, shes suportive when she wants to be, she has a great sence of humor that anyone would fall for, Watch out if you get on her bad side she will knock your ass out.
boy#1: "yoo, dude whos that new girl over there!
boy#2: ya thats Mariah ant she hot
Boy#1 : ugh her eyes are beautiful, ohhh and look at that ass.
boy#2 "i know, i call dibs
boy#1 " yo you cant call dibs on a hot girl, like that"
boy #2 " i just did, (goes over and lookes her in the eyes so perfect until, "smack" he smacks her ass)
Mariah: " ugh (smacks boy #2) fuck boys already, "looks at her ass, ugh dumb thing"
by Mariah marie lynn June 25, 2017
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Mariah is a great girl. She will be your best friend and then she will turn on you. She is very bipolar she will like you one moment and then hate you the next. Yet she is a beautiful girl.
Mariah is a fake girl
by Mariah Fake May 3, 2018
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mariah carey

Half black half white singer. She mostly sings some R&B or some slow jams. Can sing with her voice really high which is pretty hard so that shows that shes talented.
things i like about mariah carey is that shes talented and lovin her songs.

BUT!

things i hate about mariah carey is that shes a racist to filipinos.
by uhhhhh September 22, 2004
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An amazing singer who has a range of five octaves although she can hit eight,(as demonstrated in her song Emotions, among others) Writes, produces, and sings all of her songs. Bi-racial, African-American, Irish, and Venezuelan. Has a heart of gold, she does not just give to charity, she takes time out of her schedule to help needing people, and this isn't just a one time thing, she does this A LOT. Here genre is mostly catagorized as RnB, people who say it is Pop, are wrong, unless you count some of her explosive ballads. She has a strong sense of faith. Has been labeled a diva.

Also can be used instead of saying the word breakdown. Mariah Carey is a type of breakdown. A Mariah Carey Breakdown=
not sleeping and not eating because you are working so much...and with the lack of these functions one finds themselves feeling dizzy, disoriented, tired tired tired, possibly unloved, and just in need of some fun...so one will try and have fun, but will go so far out that everyone around thinks you've gone completely mad. So you separate yourself, trying to avoid the public eye, because you don't want anymore false rumors than need be...you try and get some time to yourself, and you try and watch your behavior more, but then that damn career/school pops up again and its back to work...but you are so out of whack by now that instead of doing what you are "supposed" to be doing, you recoil to a somewhat isolated place, where you, again, try and find solice, but this time, you kind of just pass out, and then you find the people around you checking you into a hospital because this is the only way you can get the rest, nutrients, and peace that you need, until finally you can recover and recuperate(?) from this extreme exhaustion and malnutrition. This can be abbreviated as MCB.
Mariah Carey has just made yet another #1 single!

I'm a complete mess and I'm on the verge of a Mariah Carey Breakdown.
by McBailey January 12, 2008
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Mariah Carey

1. Extremely talented singer who has unmatched vocal abilities.

2. The definition of FAT

3. Currently the Best Selling Female Artist of All Time

4. Is 5 pounds lighter than fellow Diva Aretha Franlkin

5. Was referred to as a clone of fellow Diva Whitney Houston early in her career due to their similar styles. These two would then go on to dominate the charts with just about anything they released.

6. Her fans call her Mimi, due to her successful album "The Emancipation of Mimi". Others call her Mimoo or Moomoo due to her unmatched size and fat face.

7. Has a questionable level of sanity due to her infamous breakdown in 2001 and her constant belief in rainbows, butterflies, faries and other imaginary creatures and obsession with the words LOVE and Fantasy

8. Diva who dresses like a Hooker Miss Piggy with clothes inspired by Crackhead Truck Stop Hookers. Also has an obsession with stripper stilettos.

9. A Good Singer
Dude 1: Mariah Carey is the only person I know who works out dressed like a hoe in them heels.

Dude 2: Yea, and she's still a fat-ass. It should be telling her something.

Dude 1: I'd still hit it tho

Dude 2: Yea
by Jason001 December 31, 2007
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Mariah Carey is a PRATT! she's a dumb mixed race, crooner. why do so many people like the bitch? she cant sing for toffe and looks like a decaying horse's rear-end! she dreeses like a confused 'gangsta' pikey on drugs!
she's a role moddel for young, confused adolescent girls, breaking up with their 2 week boyfriends. How great would it be to encourage young girls to kill theselves over a guy?

Mariah Carey - Shoot the ugly Bitch!
a highly dellousional, mixed race teen: *crys* i cant believe i broke up with Runako!! after 2 weeks! i loved him.. how could he do this to me? *crys*
**Mariah Carey 'we belong togeather' comes on radio**
highly dellousional, mixed race teen: thats it. Mariah's been through it... i must kill myself. that's what she would do.
**Mariah Carey 'can i get ya number baby' comes on radio**
dillusional mixed race teen: in fact. i think i'll go give my nmber to a nigger, get raped n killed in a clubs toilets...
by Mariah Carey should die! July 29, 2008
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