Connor Morgan

The self-indulged, asswhipe that pollutes the air of Mr. Martinez' fourth period level English II classroom

"That fucking Connor Morgan walks in everyday, throws his backpack in his chair and proceeds to stroke his own ego by making menacing slurs towards his classmates. Probably because he has a small wiener."

by ConnorMorganIsGay October 26, 2011

marginal tax rate

The tax rate at which the last dollar of income is taxed.

High marginal tax rates are a disincentive towards work and productivity.

by Alan Greenspan May 7, 2003

mirgin

a person with a mangina who has not had sexual intercourse yet.

He's still a mirgin, yeah his mangina is pure.

by slfdjalkdsjfalj January 5, 2013

Morgan Freeman'd

To dispense generic advice using a low and soothing voice.

I just gave him some generic advice in a low soothing voice. I Morgan Freeman'd him.

by Gt_sharon October 2, 2014

Morganized Religion

When someone's spiritual beliefs have been shaped by Morgan Freeman's portrayal of God as a really nice guy in a white suit.
Refer to movies such as Bruce Almighty, Evan Almighty, etc. Whereas, judging by all the sh*t that happens, he's more like Loki in the Avengers.

Oh, that happy clappy chick's got a severe dose of Morganized Religion.

by tuck1s December 6, 2015

Morganism

A written or spoken gaffe typical of Donald Morgan.

Don: I thought I made myself implicitly clear...
Willie: That's a new Morganism!

Boss: We're on a two hour delay tomorrow due to weather.
Don: eye-eye sir!
Willie: I can't believe my "ayes", another Morganism!

by Cpl Schmuckatelli January 11, 2017

morgantown plunger

The delivery of a fist up your ass by someone from Morgantown, West Virginia

"You know what they call a fist up yo ass in Morgantown? The Morgantown Plunger"

by karlsvan December 6, 2017