Morgini 

Morgini is an interesting Female from Quebec. She has long legs and a nice foot.

Wow Morgini loves fucking Ronik

Morgini by MorginitheGeni February 24, 2021

morgini 

Morgini is a genie name, ( more- ge-ni) it comes from the name morgan just like if we take the name "Steve" we can add "ini" it will be stevini ( ste-ve-ni)

I am morgini the genie who rides a lambogini , wearing a benie, eating spagatinni with my friend houdini who is a big meanie.

Hey morgan!

You mean morgini?!
Oh yeah I forgot your a genie

Can I also be a genie, morgini?

Yeah sure you are now stevini the genie

morgini by Morgies June 9, 2018

Morgitis 

When something on your body looks dead.

After Dusty ran a marathon his feet had morgitis.

Morgitis by Dragonmoon July 10, 2018

Piers Morganing 

1. The rubbing of the buttocks against another pair of buttocks, particularly in a public venue, such as a park or heath.

- He was morganing last night again.
- What piers morganing? Where?
- In the park. With a policeman. The dirty perv.

2. Sitting down on the ground and then propelling oneself forward with the hands, in a similar manner to a dog attempting to clean its anus.

3. The licking of celebrity bottoms, particularly low class 'D list' types, ex Big Brother contentants, minor actors, politicians and chefs.

- He was piersmorganing Shia Lebouf last night, all night. The dirty perv.

4. The blatant telling of lies - in either a diary or newpaper.

- He can't help piersmorganing, he's never told the truth in his life. The lying git.

5. The pretence of possessing enough talent to judge others

- He's no talent show judge, he's only piersmorganing.

6. The self delusion that makes the skin sweat cold.

- I can't look at him anymore, not since he started piersmorganing again. Gold help me!

Piers Morganing Peers Moron Lies Morgan Buttocks Talent Show X Factor Daily Mirror Idiot Liar Anus Cunt Fool Delusion

Piers Morganing by Rendevous August 17, 2009

Captain Morganing 

(Better when drunk) Striking the official "Captain Morgan" rum pose as depicted on bottles of Captain Morgan's rum. One of the honourary pirate's legs must be propped up to rest on an object (a keg or barrel, if you have one) while the other is on the ground.

"I heard Kelso was Captain Morganing the keg last night."
"Yeah, but he was so drunk he fell right over."
"Yarr."

Captain Morganing by merulian August 19, 2008

morganitis 

a cardiac condition which can lead to mechanical support and/or death. Usually requiring several "take back" operations.

This is Mr. Brown's 4th procedure after a bout of Morganitis.

morganitis by whodovudu June 4, 2018

Morganism 

In keeping with the typically hilarious, and witty comments of racing driver P. Morgan.

Hey John, did you hear that new Morganism? "These tires grip longer than a possessive ex girlfriend"

Morganism by mp3s April 24, 2013