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Moonie

People you may encounter when attending spiritual events such as ecstatic dance, yoga, mindfulness, or meditation. A moony could be considered a little loony, disconnected from reality and trying desperately to show up and impress others with their transcendence of your human ability to comprehend their growth and mindfulness. Speaks in English, but it sounds like an alien language and they mostly say nothing sounding like a word salad. They speak at you, not with you and try to impress upon you how tough their story and magical growth has been as they have now achieved deep enlightenment and an understanding of the world that you simply cannot comprehend. In fact their understanding is so powerful they will speak with such authority while pretending to be but mere humble travelers on the journey while moonsplaining to you how you should perceive and feel the world.
I met a real moonie at ecstatic dance last night
by 3 leaf clovers are all i found February 15, 2024
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Moonbaking

"Yo LFplayz2006 how was your moonbaking session last night? did you get a moontanning?"
by Assballs69 February 28, 2024
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Moniba

Moniba is a cruel, annoying, crazy sociopath. She is a manipulating snake, who pushes others away to get to the top. You can never trust a Moniba. Ever. She will kick you at your lowest. She will replace you as quick as she finds new men. She is a hypocritical slut that has one rule for her, and one rule for the rest of us. Moniba pretends to be the victim, with her stupid pouty faces and saying things like 'pwease' and 'im smol'. Don't be fooled. Underneath that 'pick-me' surface, is a decieting, lying, horrible devil. And yes, she is a pick me. She says things like 'I'm scared of boys!' or 'I'm too small for this', but then is the one who's always kissing boys' asses, talking to them non-stop. She jumps from guy to guy. As soon as one guy rejects her, she moves on to the next. Yet, she tells others that it's wrong to talk to boys, or even think about them/look at them. Like I said before, she cannot be trusted. If you ever meet a Moniba (God forbid you do), don't fall for her traps. Give. Her. Hell. :)
I hate Moniba.
by mathsdepartment April 5, 2024
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moonir

A kid who has no rizz
Person one

You got rizz like

moonir
by Little goat May 31, 2024
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moonbag

A term used in the cryptocurrency community to denote small investments in various cryptocurrencies ("bags") which the investor hopes will rise exponentially in value ("to the moon")
Of course, I invest in $BTC, but I do have a couple dozen memecoin moonbags.
by Carlton G. Long December 4, 2024
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Moonification (Moonify)

This can go to the moon.
This coin will Moonification (Moonify) , if you buy.
by Riogwapo April 27, 2025
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Moonbeamism

A religion dedicated to worshipping the king Benny (Benson) Boone and his wonderful lyricism, specifically displayed in his 2025 hit single, ‘Mystical Magical’.
‘Oh, I heard you turned to a new religion? What’s it called?’
‘Yeah - It’s called Moonbeamism!’
by Bensonbooner June 3, 2025
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