Monster Fuckin Chillinz

The highest level of 'chillin.' Also known as MFC for short.

What's up?

Oh, I'm just monsta fuckin chillinz right now.

by Jsuave August 23, 2003

Monsterbation

1. The act of masturbating under another's bed/ in their closet then scaring them.

2. The act of masturbating to a monster character(s).

3. To dress up like a monster and then proceed to masturbate.

1. Charlie pranked his roommate Doug by way of monsterbation but felt embarrassed when he realized that he had scared Doug's girlfriend.

2. Charlie has a monster fetish and has been caught in the act of monsterbation.

3. After a night of failed attempts with women on halloween, Charlie decided monsterbation in his zombie costume was the only way he'd get some.

by m.fucci November 5, 2009

Monster

\'män-stər\ n 1 : an abnormally developed plant or animal. 2 : an animal of strange or terrifying shape; also : one unusually large of its kind. 3 : an extremely ugly, wicked, or cruel person.

To usually mean make-believe and often magical creatures of unknown or known origin, like Slenderman or Bigfoot. When used to describe a person, however, it's much more demeaning. You're basically denying that person of having any resemblance of a human being - morals, emotions etc. It's not a nice thing. Some people are cold, but not all to their very core like some seem.

My own grandmother called me a monster. She was probably right, but it still hurt...

by Magic kitty April 10, 2022

Jazz Monster

A Jazz Monster occurs when someone is completely ripped and imagines a mysterious monster tying to attack them. It is often considered your a champ if you see the Jazz Monster when stoned.

Person 1: I just smoked a shit load of pot.
Person 2: Dude
Person 1: Yer, Oh no the Jazz Monsters going to attack me
Person 2: Your a champ!

by OodsOner May 15, 2009

Cookie Monster Texter

A person who is NOT tech-savvy who has a tendency to use short sentences and omit words due to laziness and/or inability to text properly.

A normal text message would be, "I will see you at the mall at 6pm"

A Cookie Monster Texter would be, "Mall. Me. You. 6"

by JollyLittleB.B. July 30, 2010

Purr Monster

little bastard kitty who runs around purring everywhere who also likes shitting and pissing on pillows.

ricky and bubbles were at cory trevors convince store and saw shit rock aka the purr monster was getting into all the mustard and pop tarts causing a shit storm

by bubblespacekitty March 17, 2011

jelly monster

Jelly monster is someone who is consumed by jealousy or spends much time in a jealous rage.

Please don't turn into a jelly monster. It's already hard enough to deal with your jealousy.

by downsouthman2 December 10, 2013