Musky Mole Rat

The act of covering a naked mole rat in spunk or feces, per preference of the partner, followed by insertion of the mole rat's own feces into a man's anus. The mole rat, then consumed by the desire to eat its own feces, chases the turd into the anus through a glass tube inserted into the man's butthole. While this is happening, said partner screams "YOU MUST CONTAIN THE BEAST" as the other man shrieks with terror and pleasure as the naked mole rat is inside of his anal cavity.

Guy 1: My sister bought a naked mole rat recently. Wanna go try out the Musky Mole Rat?

Guy 2: You are a sick and twisted bastard. Get out of my house!

by The Sticky Varmint March 1, 2014

Shme-Mole

The use of a Marijuana dab pen and an E-Cig at the same time.

" Yo Trevor can I borrow your Juul? I want to take some Shme-Moles."

by OG LETTUCE SO=K February 6, 2019

National mole rat day

A day to give back to that friend that is an actual freaking mole rat. She/he might as well live in the sewer. Now for this day you must walk up to this friend and lean in to a hug. When your face is next to theirs BITE THEIR EAR OFF, THEY WON'T EXPECT IT. Then pinch their nose and pull their hair and screem at them CRACKHEAD!!!!

I can't wait until national mole rat day! That friend is gonna pay!!! 😈

by Oger to die November 13, 2019

Whack my mole

A slang term for masturbating/masturbation

Well excuse me while I go whack my mole.

by BigG19 January 21, 2009

mole

scientific meaurement of molecules. a number that can not be seen.

6.02 x 10²³

celebrated oct 23 form 6:02 am to 6:02 pm

"...a mole of carbon molecules"

by giarthur micarter November 28, 2003

Naked Mole Rat

Uncircumcised Penis

I don't know anyone with a Naked Mole Rat...

by taggerung December 1, 2009

molecular

consisting of molecules

Teacher: What is the molecular structure of oxygen John?
John: ZZzzzzzz

by James from Jersey May 17, 2006