Mongolian Gay Prince

A prince in Mongolia who had sexual intercourse with a goldfish, it was detailed to be the first sign that humanity is developing industrially. It is assumed that the goldfish had Lithuanian ball cancer which turned the Mongolian Gay Prince into a beagle hound.

Mongolian Gay Princes have massive penises.

by Green Testicles January 15, 2022

Mongolian Dome

The action of immaculate dome from a Mongolian throat singer

“I just got the best Mongolian dome of my life.”

by zaddymongonliansinger February 18, 2022

Mongolian navy

The strongest navy in the world. Armed to the teeth with a tugboat, "sukhbaatar," and 7 lads (one of them can swim.) they patrol a lake and ship items to Russia.

USA: We got battleships and aircraft carriers!
Mongolian navy: Oh yeah? We got a tugboat manned by a guy who can swim!
USA: Fuck we can't beat that...

by Eat 26 dicks May 29, 2022

Mongolian throat penis

When a girl does Mongolian throat singing and someone puts their dick in her throat

HOLY SHIT SHES DOING THE MONGOLIAN THROAT PENIS!!!!!

by Willy donka August 31, 2022

mongolia

in africa

hola mongolia

by KrazeGamer742 November 13, 2022

Mongolian Prostate Exam

The act of sticking one's thumb deep into their anus.

"Dude, the other night he really got a good mongolian prostate exam!"

by Daerionic Mode December 25, 2022

Mongolian Corkscrew

To cut off the circulation to the head of your erect penis until it turns purple, then grab your balls and start rotating them around your penis clockwise until there is immense pain. Then you masturbate so when you cum it causes your balls to burst.

Yeah my friend Timmy lost his balls to a Mongolian Corkscrew.

by DrPepper0202 February 22, 2023