Mongolian dong slap

A retort to your mates when they say stupid shit

Mate, you're gonna get mongolian dong slapped

by insan3 September 9, 2021

Mongolian Steps

When you stack three people of Mongolian descent upon one another in the nude and proceed to lick their various generals and assholes all the way up.

Dude. Last night was wild, I climbed the Mongolian steps!

by Spumoni September 10, 2021

Mongolians

chinii eej. if you don't know what that means, you're not mongolian.

mongolians say chinii eej.

by chiniieej January 2, 2022

Mongolian Unicorn

When during a threesome you put a suction dildo on your forehead and let one of the other participants ride it

"Dude me, Janna, and brittany had a threesome the other night, I totally pulled a mongolian unicorn on them"

by Freshly Poured Bong Water January 23, 2022

mongolian skeet shooter

penis

no problem the good old mongolian skeet shooter cant solve!

by whough March 10, 2022

Mongolia

A country that doesn't exist. It's a lie by the Russian government to hide their nukes.

P1: I went to Mongolia last week!
P2: How the hell did you go to a place that doesn't exist?

by zaccyiguess May 28, 2022

Mongolian Delight

The act of engaging in anal sex in wildly inappropriate and risky locations.

"This yard sale is boring" she said with a wink.So we went around back and found a gazebo for a quick Mongolian Delight.

by Mongolian DILF June 5, 2022