One or more infected or viral wounds on a person's genitilia.
Origin- Talking on the phone about horses, and the rest is history..
Origin- Talking on the phone about horses, and the rest is history..
Guy 1- "Dude, check out those morses on that guy's scrotum!"
Guy 2- "Yeah, I know, those are hella wicked!"
Guy 2- "Yeah, I know, those are hella wicked!"
by BJK July 10, 2004
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by DoriginalRhett August 10, 2006
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An extremely cool, but difficult way to take a shit.
A moses is when you are freeing the "Egyptians" ... but just before they leave their "prison" you need to flush the toilet. This symbolises the parting of the seas. It is only a true MOSES if they hit a dry toilet bowl, and are then taken away to safety by the returning seas.
Your friends may claim to have pulled a perfect moses, but if there is any scepticism you can always tell by the larger than normal skid mark left on the bottom of the bowl.
This is an extremely difficult move to pull... your timing is critical!
A moses is when you are freeing the "Egyptians" ... but just before they leave their "prison" you need to flush the toilet. This symbolises the parting of the seas. It is only a true MOSES if they hit a dry toilet bowl, and are then taken away to safety by the returning seas.
Your friends may claim to have pulled a perfect moses, but if there is any scepticism you can always tell by the larger than normal skid mark left on the bottom of the bowl.
This is an extremely difficult move to pull... your timing is critical!
1)WOW!! Look at that skid-mark, that was definately a legend that dropped that MOSES!!
2)WOOOOO!HOOOOO! I just landed my first true-MOSES! A picture of that shits definately going on the net!!
2)WOOOOO!HOOOOO! I just landed my first true-MOSES! A picture of that shits definately going on the net!!
by Clinton Howes February 21, 2008
Get the moses mug.It does one well to follow a Des Moines Surprise and a Topeka Destroyer with some nice Kansas Hard Lemonade.
by Ted Lynn Smith August 8, 2003
Get the Des Moines Surprise mug.A faggot who can't play gun games even though he is 13. Is very homo and has a attractive sister named Maya Moses. Connor would lowkey smash. He also thinks he is a god at fortnite becuase he plays on mobile. His vision is hampered becuase of his massive ass pimples. He also at some point wrote a love letter to a girl who rejcted him.
by HJGIUDWIPUTYEUDIPSH} May 14, 2018
Get the Max Moses mug.One who parts the Red Sea or is the one who produces the Moses Effect. Another way to put it is one who is single at a club and trying to have a good time. He is the man who is dancing by himself in the center of the and is finding himself having more and more dance space around him.
Also one who finds himself surrounded by men dancing with women away from you as to have the girls as far away as possible.
Also one who finds himself surrounded by men dancing with women away from you as to have the girls as far away as possible.
by aleams March 16, 2009
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